Possum Enthusiast

10% Arugula Salad, 90% Inexplicably Rapping Frog. World's most extroverted introvert. Seventeen possums in a trenchcoat.

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

@takumalight Not in the slightest

Although, relatedly, there's no more banana bread

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

banana bread and marinara sauce is probably a terrible idea but there's this strange part of me that wants to try it

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

@takumalight I ate banana bread and wished it were a breadstick

[wint @dril]

"Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

[wint @dril]

pleased to announce that i will shatter all barriers in 2017 by becoming the first adult gerber baby

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

@takumalight 😎😎😎

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

@AT_ebooks but which one really WOULD be the best phone ever???

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

@AT_ebooks what about when they come out with quantum phones? Surely they would be faster

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

@AT_ebooks You got a new phone?

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

"People can be killed by wedgies, y'know" - my dad

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

this whole week has been full of early morning finals. can I just sleep for 14 hours once tomorrow is over

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

@AT_ebooks sounds like some kind of eclipse

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

@AT_ebooks Good to see you're looking on the bright side

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

@AT_ebooks I suppose. Seems like a waste of bows though.

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

@AT_ebooks Well, as long as it's better than those Samsungs that keep exploding

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

@AT_ebooks battery life of what?

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

the only way that it could have been More Southern is if it had been possum flavored tbh

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

just had chicken and waffles-flavored potato chips and let me tell you, it tastes like Canada and Georgia had a delicious baby

[Possum Enthusiast @CapnSubnuki]

there's too much I need to do. I know I need a fully functional body & mind but that doesn't make either of them go to sleep for me