Cap'n Tautology

Perpetually sarcastic. Boring games opinion haver. Occasionally takes a break from writing spaghetti to write actual words.

[Cap'n Tautology @CapnTautology]

Ghost Trick might seriously be one of the best games I’ve ever played. It’s wonderfully paced, has a fun selection of weird characters, a great OST, and is really heartwarming. Odd for a game about a dead guy.

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@B_R_Covi @KyleKulinski What’s the point of talking? It’s pretty obvious what conservative priorities are by who they vote into office. You can pretend to compassion all you like if that’s what gets you through the day but I don’t have the time to feed your delusions.

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@babyknifespice I cannot comprehend the motivations for either of those things, but one is definitely worse.

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@fel_carson @freckledcryptid @KINGDOMHEARTS Other than the certain knowledge that it’s a shallow cash grab that will probably not have any newly introduced bugs addressed because the company has decided not to give it any budget.

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@damnitdustin @poe_collector Florida is a swing state and there’s a pretty sizable Cuban vote comprised of folks who fled Castro’s regime. There are other factors, but that’s not a small one.

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@yankydankydaioh @GamingTurtle23 @saltydkdan I mean, did she even cheat though? Or is this just his weird spin attempt to whatever happened that caused everyone he knows to drop him and bail like he’s bomb about to go off?

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@Nag4te @LinkedInLunat1c It’s because it’s AI schlock. Presumably the guy has a fetish and keeps asking for “art” of Asian women so when he asked for a political cartoon it shat out a character that doesn’t even match the art style it stole for the rest of the comic.

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@ABAOProductions You’re so full of shit.

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@Real1BjSheeley @stedanddunc @BartaEmmet @SethAbramson I think at some point between the arrest and stuffing a human being into a cage some knowledge to that effect might have been acquired.

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@JadesGates I can work with this. https://t.co/H9aBafNS2M

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@fedupMolly17 @esjesjesj That’s a fun story but it’s bullshit. The one thing you losers never do is shut up.

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@EricaCaitlin_ I’m from 20 years in the future, it sucks. Now that I’ve delivered this vital message I’m going to go eat a banana.

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@Whatapityonyou @AlanaFeral Racism

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@TESSERACT___ @mattshumer_ Sure, if I want to play a boring story that takes no risks and can’t even do any world building because the assets are all random.

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@ScottRies7 @JHWeissmann Because it’s not meant to make money, it’s meant to make sure less Americans die from stupid shit we have medicine for.

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@Kyvlash @sham_exe Suffering just happens. Pain has no meaning. If you endure hardship and survive you did not live because of your suffering but in spite of it.

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@SaraWright2 @mattxiv Because those aren’t the belief systems of most of the people writing laws.

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@QuentinWKramer @kenklippenstein That’s not a military rank. Even if it were, volunteering to be the one giving orders and sending people to die is very different than being the one doing the fighting and risking dying. Which is likely why he avoided the latter.

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I can’t believe these are real headlines. Israel bombed a hospital TWICE, killing journalists and rescue workers, on video for everyone to see. And Western media tries to justify it by saying they were targeting a “Hamas camera.”

This is not journalism, it’s embarrassing.

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@fluff_bonnie @ColoBenji @GoGoGuillotines Huh, it’s almost as if that regret is the literal text of the poem or something.

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@PAULEGWILSON @VC2243 @piercepenniless Y’all are just bigots for the sake of it. What the fuck does protesting genocide even have to do with immigration you stupid shitheads?