George Caporn

Occasionally tweet about stuff that happens to me or whatever.

[George Caporn @capornious]

Kiki and I saw @sosinglemusical and I cannot get it out of my head. Sensational!

[George Caporn @capornious]

Literally the plot of The Matrix and once robots learn to do this we’ll be batteries and then I can dodge bullets and wear sunglasses 🤞🏻

[Shaun Barnes @ShaunBarnes12]

@avivaplc #quotemehappy
Shocking service from my insurer, “quote me happy”. I was hit by another driver, over 4 weeks ago, who admitted liability. But my insurer needs me to pay for all the repairs until I chase the other sides insurer to get it back- thought this was there job?

[George Caporn @capornious]

Ok I’m definitely going to win that 4m house in Cornwall

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Anyone else having trouble finding sour cream??!?!?!

[George Caporn @capornious]

@Ollyc47

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

The peak of my boredom during lockdown, which to be honest I'm still an avid fan of in 2022, is Google Street Viewing bakeries in Colombia and seeing which of their pastries I'd most like to try. I have no links to South America and live in Clitheroe, Lancashire, England.

[George Caporn @capornious]

@wiggedy @DonmarWarehouse @ClassAction01

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

This, out of #Ukraine, is 100% one of the most incredible videos I have ever seen.

This Russian POW has the heart of a lion 🦁

[George Caporn @capornious]

@NoContextHumans Kanye gone wild with this one

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@mac_ga_rae Yasssss

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@GaryLineker @Tracey158 @Ollyc47 @rosiecapes

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This would absolutely make me leave fair play

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After Life is just so wonderful. I’m sat in a café balling - @rickygervais you’ve made my day.

[George Caporn @capornious]

@NoContextBrits @Ollyc47

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Romicron

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Mike Dean in Ted Lasso 😂😂😂

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@niallkiely31 At least the pocket will be nicely protected

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@SLorenti13 Deffo worth a watch!

[George Caporn @capornious]

Ok so if you want to get dehydrated then watch Dear Evan Hansen. You’ll either cry coz it’s sad or cry coz they CUT 3 SONGS AND PUT IN A NEW AVERAGE ONE