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[Stephen King @StephenKing]

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
I'm glad you asked. See, a hippopotamus is very heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I am proud to announce that I've asked @Tim_Walz to be my running mate.

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[They Might Be Giants @tmbg]

JF: Trump is guilty on all counts!

[Yumi @YumiMain]

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[Yumi @YumiMain]

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[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

WTF! Trump praised Hannibal Lecter at his rally in New Jersey today. Does anyone really think that this man is sane? He’s rambling about nonsense and stumbling over his words. Time for bed, Donald!

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

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[hi ✋😳 @singingflesh]

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[donut! @donutqq_qwq]

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[Five Nights at Freddy's Fan-Game Title Generator @FNAFtitleGen]

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[Five Nights at Freddy's Fan-Game Title Generator @FNAFtitleGen]

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