Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐

Deputy Crime Minister & Minister of Journalism (or is it finance)/ Vice-ministre de la criminalité. Illiberal MP. PM hopeful. #parody

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

Workers are the heart of a thriving economy, and together with the @UN we recognize that hungry workers are the most productive. #budget2022 and weak fiscal policy ensures that Canadian workers stay hungry and productive, every day.

Great to meet them today!

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

Our government is always committed to doing what is best for the Canadian economy.

We are pleased to announce that we have driven greedy businesses like Nordstrom to exit Canada. They will be replaced with government authorized cocaine stores.

https://t.co/WK03vEvhVI

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

Today I spoke with our Min. of Agriculture @mclaudebibeau. We both agreed that we need to fund more breadlines as opposed to focusing on our already strong economy

Today we surveyed our respective rolodex’ in search of the friends best equipped to awarded food bank contracts to.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

Canadians are accessing food banks in record numbers thanks to #ClimateChange and war in Ukraine.

Today, at my local food bank, I helped send food to our neighbour, Ukraine. This combats the global instability of famine and war, while encouraging Canadians to be responsible.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

The green transition is an economic necessity.

I met with Canadians outside a local gas station where I provided some cost saving suggestions - we have expanded #MAiD eligibility to include being unable to afford a #Tesla.

Eugenics helps #ClimateChange and healthcare budgets.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

@StabbyTab @bennyjohnson First leg of the Communism olympics and Canada has really been exceeding expectations.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

@CTVNews This is misinformation and disinformation. We have just announced a Moderna facility in Quebec and this negative news will hurt the economy. Economic suffering is our job, not CTV’s.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

@singh_hypocrisy @nilikm I received my 6th booster for my left arm yesterday. I did it for #Ukraine and democracy.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

@OttawaGestapo Can you please reproduce this poll, but with a Clydesdale trampling? It would really help a study for some, uh, friends.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

@disclosetv May we suggest invoking the Emergencies Act - it worked wonders in Canada.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

@jonkay @UofT This is so strong and brave. Mitosis does indeed make the body a site of disproportionate violence and erasure. Science originates from white colonialism, and we must combat the inherent racism that proliferates as a result.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

As a mother and as a Canadian, we are all in this together.

Sometimes we have to make tough budgeting decisions, which is why I had to reduce the hours of my personal sous-chef. This has been a difficult time for both my head chef and my family, but every little bit counts.

[The Globe and Mail @globeandmail]

"The little things count," writes @RobynUrback. "Roll down the windows instead of turning on the A/C in your Tesla if you happen to be driving on one of these unseasonably warm November days. Pick up your dry cleaning instead of having it delivered." https://t.co/TZKsQcxsDD

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

@AndrewLawton As part of our agreement with @singh_hypocrisy, this is one of the ways we are cracking down on greedy corporations and teaching Canadians how to budget.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

I am so proud to be a Canadian. It is an honour to serve with not only our first black Prime Minister, but now also a female Prime Minister.

[Canada's Drag Race @canadasdragrace]

We're making herstory! 🇨🇦 We're honoured to welcome the Prime Minister of Canada @JustinTrudeau to #CanadasDragRace, becoming the first world leader to appear on the Drag Race franchise!

#CanadasDragRace Canada vs the World premieres November 18 at 9E on @CraveCanada.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

@LissyofNiagara @MaggieShaw2012 You said you were a parody account and now you’ve stolen an ID? That’s a criminal offence.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

I cannot stress enough that the harm caused by not having packaging in French on Advil, Tylenol and antibiotics far outweighs the comfort and safety of your child.

Bilingualism is our strength. This is a necessary struggle to push people to care about French.

[CBC News @CBCNews]

Doctors and pharmacists in Canada are having trouble finding an important antibiotic for treating bacterial infections in children.
Some are insisting a surge in respiratory illnesses is contributing to the shortage. https://t.co/aPrMn8ML0f

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

@Brave_Canuck @TorontoStar @JustinTrudeauNo We are about to have a female prime minister too, so stay tuned!

[Canada's Drag Race @canadasdragrace]

We're making herstory! 🇨🇦 We're honoured to welcome the Prime Minister of Canada @JustinTrudeau to #CanadasDragRace, becoming the first world leader to appear on the Drag Race franchise!

#CanadasDragRace Canada vs the World premieres November 18 at 9E on @CraveCanada.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

@CanadianPolling I’m happy to see that the sample of federally employed civil servants responded as directed on this one. Money well spent.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

@Brave_Canuck @TorontoStar Justin Trudeau is our first black prime minister, so we really are doing what we can on the racism front.

[Chrystia Freeland / Illiberal Parody MP🎐 @caprisonerland]

@melaniejoly We should send them money, as I understand that is the greatest way to convene and resolve conflicts.