Captain Ash X

Captain of sea and war

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Earth to noel listen up rkid I hear your doing gigs where people can't drink alcohol now that's the BeZarist thing you've done yet I forgive you now let's get the BIG O back together and stop fucking about the drinks are on me LG x

[Captain Ash X @capt_ash]

@PsteveBBN Bbq 🍗 b

[Captain Ash X @capt_ash]

@solidthoughtPS @bigstealer Congratulations brother 🙌🏻

[Jack Black @jackblack]

we're going back on tour babyyy
@RealTenaciousD #ArtByMe
@GassLeak

[Anthony Hopkins @AnthonyHopkins]

This is what happens when you’re all work and no play...

[sanj @sanjaners]

I have a chrome extension that makes all of trump's tweets seem like they were written in crayon. This one is just a little too real for my taste.

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Corden is an opportunistic shape-shifting shitbag who'll jump on any cause if it makes him look good. He's an unfunny middle-class twat who made his name playing a 'chav' in lad culture's heyday. Then he went to Hollywood with his crap watered down Ricky Gervais act. Fuck off

[Sharon Osbourne @MrsSOsbourne]

Girls, you haven’t earned the right to put your face with musical icons. Stick to what you know…lip gloss.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

That gobshite out of blur might have turned noel Gallagher into a massive girl but believe you me nxt time i see him there's gonna be war

[Captain Ash X @capt_ash]

@ScottJD @SUBWAY it looks like it. The other people that they kept waiting won't be happy

[Captain Ash X @capt_ash]

@ScottJD @SUBWAY spend 15 mins looking at this before the most miserable thing comes out to serve me

[Captain Ash X @capt_ash]

How long do I have to wait to be served in this place @subway ? #subway

[Captain Ash X @capt_ash]

#rollingstones

[Captain Ash X @capt_ash]

Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride.

[Captain Ash X @capt_ash]

Just saw @sammiejaymusic performing in Covent Garden. Wonderful girl... Talented and so polite. Perfect end to an evening. Peace and love ✌💛

[Captain Ash X @capt_ash]

@CreamsCafeUK in an empty ice cream bar with more staff than customers, would you say 40 mins is fair amount of time to wait?

[Captain Ash X @capt_ash]

Lmfao https://t.co/75nKDX0n8m

[Creams Cafe @CreamsCafe]

@capt_ash 🤔🤔🤔
It depends on how talented the "cooker" is...

[Captain Ash X @capt_ash]

Settle a debate @creamscafeuk ! ... How long does it take to cook a waffle..??

[Leigh Travers @LeighTravers]

Pls stop with this 'suddenly everyone's a politician' BS & rejoice in how publicly passionate our generation are about their beliefs. 👊🏻🇪🇺