Kirk Lamplugh

Boro fan and memory machine. Sarcasm is my own, other views possibly; retweets could be ironic.

[Kirk Lamplugh @Captain5MFC]

@Sunkized01 Don’t forget all those hymens of young girls.

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@DanW2Capital And by the way if we had done it and the owner had stood by the cheaters, I would be done. Took my money all year to cheat? Bollocks to that. You should have a bit of self respect and respect to your fellow fans.

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@DanW2Capital I’m not sure why this is complicated. You’re with the cheats, or you’re not. You are. I’m not. You will have friends and family like I do who spent thousands last season. I am angry we couldn’t do the job. You seem angry that you got cheated out of it by cheating?

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@DanW2Capital I’m not bothered at all by Tonda. It genuinely doesn’t. However how much do you actually trust him? Was he doing what’s best for Saints or was he doing what’s best for Tonda? You may want to think about that while he considers his career options.

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@SaintMark31 @SaintsExtra So, he knew the rules but then didn’t stop the Thursday spying?

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@RalphInUEFA You literally brought in one of the top lawyers in the country. You seem like a Pompey fan trying to make Saints fans look stupid.

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@RalphInUEFA @JOGOBONlTO @BrianRo40062040 There isn’t. It’s idiotic to think otherwise.

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@RalphInUEFA You’re not suing. 2 things; 1 you have already gone through a process that you signed up to by being part of the league. 2 you might end up with a worse punishment. “Mr Cheaty, how many clubs did you spy on? A reminder that perjury carries a maximum 7 years prison sentence.”

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@barn5363 @ForgiatoBlow47 You took the same cognition test as him? Giraffe, elephant, horse, baboon, pedo.

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@sarahtexe How could you not vote for him if you support sexual predators?

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@DuncanHolley Might just not like cheats possibly.

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@Milajoy He’s not going to ride you but he probably doesn’t care if you die.

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@ForgiatoBlow47 Most of us were just upset for Trump that he’d lost his best friend.

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@Rebecca93540939 @BrilynHollyhand She is so nice. Definitely didn’t deserve to be cheated on with a porn star.

[Kirk Lamplugh @Captain5MFC]

@GuntherEagleman Operation Epicsuperduper Bonespurs in action. Sorry, inaction.

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@GuntherEagleman This is the best news ever. He’s probably just pretending to be senile.

[Kirk Lamplugh @Captain5MFC]

@MAGAVoice Not with your daughter you wouldn’t

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@saintsfcreport Can you be my lawyer if I get done for speeding and use the argument that the Autobahn has derestricted sections? Also I’ve decided to carry a gun like they do in the US. Similar argument should do I reckon. You are literally condoning cheating.

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@InsideBritain So just to be clear, you’re suggesting that the French anti-immigrant politician has agreed that they will keep more immigrants?

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@The_FJC You’ve got to love Trump. He’s now the World Record Holder for winning a single war more times than anyone else. And that’s after obliterating the opposition the previous year. Genius.