captain ahab

Cranky sod who can't stand culture warriors of left or right.
Pronouns: Hey! / You!

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@J_Halberstram @natiqmalikzada @GeorgeTakei Bullshit

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@DeborahTheBee31 @CMMortlock @DChuggPalmer ROFL. Yeah, because going full-cooker parroting conspiracy nonsense worked so well in Victoria. You far right nutjobs have screwed the LNP and it will remain screwed until they go back to the sensible centre.

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@CMMortlock @DChuggPalmer Good opposition is essential to good government. The LNP is in the deathgrip of Pentacostal culture warriors.

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@aussunandsand @DavidCrisafulli Yeah, sending dumb kids who steal cars to Crime University to make them into armed robbers is a great plan.

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@tearsoftechno @weirdterrifying You need glasses. Or medication. Or both.

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@YoungLibs Rofl, Also known as a list of states by population density. (excluding Victoria)

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@YoungLibs Fact: This was a temporary covid scheme. The expiry date was created by the LNP government and was part of the scheme since Labor took office. https://t.co/G0KjtP69Jp

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@vmainard @YoungLibs What cuts are these? You mean the expiry date that always applied to the scheme as a temporary covid measure? If that is the best you gronks can come up with it is going to be a loooong time in opposition.

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@YoungLibs Lying little pissants. This was a temporary expanded program under covid. The expiry of 31 December was imposed by the Morrision LNP government.

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@PastorScottNE @GorgeousGorill4 @BBCWorld That is a narrative, not the narrative. A whinging perpetual victim feminist will find plenty in popular culture to reinforce their world view, too. (Along with plenty of stuff worth being pissed about) There is a bloke equivalent. Don't be one of them.

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@PastorScottNE @BBCWorld

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@Churchill_Rico @BBCWorld (1) because he is a dickhead. (2) because he is a stupid dickhead. (3) because he is a misogynistic stupid dickhead (4) because he is a loud-mouthed, misogynistic stupid dickhead, (5) just because.

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@Bella42527792 @BBCWorld Yeah, cos The World Elite cares enough about a Tweet to have the dark state fit some loser up for being mean to GT. Listen to yourself you raving idiot.

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@TansuYegen Plastic food wrapped in plastic packets served on plastic plates with a side order of plastic.

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@JP__75 Suffer in yer jocks.

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@TechAmazing @TheSun Meh. Duct tape. All good.

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@uhd2020 At every moment we are in a place and time that we will never, ever, be in again.

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@kangaroos991 Spreading fake shit means when true shit comes to light the gaslighters and fanbois can create uncertainty based on the prior deception.

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@BaldassariBeebo Yeah, because the Global Elite are so enraged that Tate said something stupid to GT on Twitter. You have a deep understanding of the shadow world of international power, there mate. Or you need to spend less time on conspiracy hate-sites, one of the two.

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@CrimsonAutumn91 Waddabout, waddabout, waddabout?