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@MsMelChen @ojijo_afc What “qualifiers” are you talking about? As a host nation we automatically qualified. This is all bullshit.

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@MenInBlazers @herculezg @DuelNats That’s awfully generous for Ream.

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Thank god, we can all go back to not hearing about Pulisic again for a few years.

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@wheatie_87 Apparently he retired before the match and forgot to tell poch

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@Sakaextra2 Denilson, Baptista, edu, Andre santos, sylvinho

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@georgefum1 @clockendsniper And were damn near relegated two years running. Impressive.

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FIFA couldn’t afford to have Ronaldo out this early, I guess. Insane decision.

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@Alex_reports_ @SpursInsider2 Can a club be top 6 if they’ve finished 17th two years running?

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@PattyShulmister @CBSNewYork @MKramerTV What, and I can’t stress this enough, the fuck are you talking about? Riker’s is a shithole that should have been closed years ago. It’s literally falling apart. There will still be prisons. Good lord.

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@MooreRMCF Found Ronaldo’s burner account.

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@paddypower Single handedly wasted Belgium’s golden generation and is rewarded with the Portugal job. Insane PR.

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@CFCDaily Stole a celebration from a mate and is making his entire personality about it. Shame.

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@TheImmortalKop

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@Tripple____M Weird we’d start any match with 10.

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@Sirdaniels25 @PurelyFootball @Dan_Sheldon_ Canada. Denied entry to Canada. Read it again.

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@claudnaine @actingliketommy They’ve never been pro life. They’re pro birth.

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@actingliketommy If you kill the woman attempting to get an abortion, you are then aborting the baby yourself and can be killed by another with zero consequences. Genius.

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@DanisMCFC @ArsenalShorts Because they won it officially two fucking days ago? TWO DAYS. If city had won it again they’d sure as hell still be talking about. You have a pinned tweet about yours, ffs.

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@Savage_llama11 @ZACWILSON_ The ball is ROLLING. The free kick can’t be allowed to be taken while it’s moving, so he can’t be delaying the restart. Not to mention the ball hits his heel as he’s walking away. He’s basically just stopping it from rolling.

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Oh look, PSG are celebrating a semi final win. @PLCPolice