Captain Step Daddy

I picked up the pieces of Captain Daddy's broken family. Besides doing everything better, his kids think my car is cooler.

[Captain Step Daddy @captain_step]

@pizzahut gotta love when you get your 45 minute late pizza and it's cold. Thanks.

[Captain Step Daddy @captain_step]

@TheCaptainDaddy

[Captain Step Daddy @captain_step]

I may try and make your kids love me more than you, but this is one thing we see eye to eye. Fuck Trump.

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

The Captain may be crude. But he doesn’t support misogyny or racism. Fuck Trump. 🖕🏼

[Captain Step Daddy @captain_step]

@TheCaptainDaddy Bet you hate that your ex wife calls me daddy

[Captain Step Daddy @captain_step]

@TheCaptainDaddy

[Captain Step Daddy @captain_step]

@TheCaptainDaddy And one Captain Step Daddy inside your ex-wife

[Captain Step Daddy @captain_step]

@TheCaptainDaddy thanks for the kids, they're great at fetching beers for their new dad. Your wife says 🖕