Captain Daddy

Beer comes first always.🍺 Currently working on trying to see my kids again after my wife left me for @captain_step 👨🏻

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

@captain_step Okay. I take it back. 🖕🏼

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

The Captain may be crude. But he doesn’t support misogyny or racism. Fuck Trump. 🖕🏼

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

V I B E S

https://t.co/9sjNm3J3A8

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

@SurfingBlue2020 Oh I definitely hate the fucker.

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

#TheMoreYouKnow #5G #ConspiracyTheory #5GMindControl

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

Trump Deadass admitted he’s been taking hydroxychloroquine, even after the CDC disclosed warnings of taking it for COVID-19...

Side effects of hydroxychloroquine include paranoia, hallucinations and psychosis.

Let that sink in.

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

Anyone want to cut my hair?
I’ll suck your dick.

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

@captain_step We should hangout sometime.

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

#DaddyAF

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

@captain_step

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

@captain_step

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

There’s a Captain Daddy in all of us.

[Ben Rates Beans @BenRatesBeans]

0/10. All this nature, still no beans. This is why people don’t recycle more.

[Ben Rates Beans @BenRatesBeans]

0/10. Despite what you might expect, there were no beans inside. The cake lied.

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

@team_hateduck

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

@AmanduhNicole Yes.

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

@AmanduhNicole Amazing. Bloody amazing.

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

I think O.J. is innocent

[Captain Daddy @TheCaptainDaddy]

@secondhandking

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