moss appreciator

ugh

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Once again hanging off ledges in the worlds' least sexy bondage gear

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Something about standing under a tree in the rain tickles the instinctual cosy spot in my lizard brain

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Booked a day off work for an advanced rider lesson and he's cancelled 💀 ah well, least I get a day off out of it

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Pulling a sicky today. I've had about 10 minutes of kip all night and feel sick as a dog 💀

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Intense

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Turned down for the job I interviewed for but got offered a better job instead???

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[moss appreciator @captain_watacus]

Running out of places to put little lamps tbh

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Cute coworker got up with me for a dance tho so it's not all bad

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At a works event rn pretending like I wouldn't rather be anywhere else

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Phone did an update and now it's full of AI bullshit that I don't need, want, or agree with.

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Just won a health and safety award and then immediately broke my knuckle with a lump hammer, so I'm not sure they gave it to the right guy tbh

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One of our weighbridge lads got the IT guys on callout for an issue with the gatehouse computers. Fixed it before they even arrived 💪🏻 maybe my IT degree wasn't a waste of money after all

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

true love fetish

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Just clocked the interview list for tomorrow. Turns out I'm in competition with:

The interviewers' nephew
The other interviewers' brother
One of the shift team leads' sons

Not looking good folks, this place runs on nepotism

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Shoving a grenade bar up my arse because I found it in the sexual wellbeing section

[Juo (they/them) 𓅃 @JuoPosts]

Wow @Tesco, I never knew Condoms and Sex Lubes were stop smoking products and I never knew granola bars and sports drinks were sexual wellbeing products! Surely this is wrong?

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Can't help but feel the film would've been 400x funnier if Grace was scouse as fuck

[Wumbsie 🌠 | PHM Era 🚀✨️ @wumbsie]

british grace #phm

[moss appreciator @captain_watacus]

As much as I appreciate being able to chill for a bit, being on standby waiting for a job call gives me the anxiety of a man being hunted for sport. Every time the radio goes off my arse puckers like it's winking