Captain Bailey 🐊

Lurker with occasional spats of snark

[Captain Bailey 🐊 @captainbailey42]

@FlowerGirl_2115 @ReviewsPossum A transwoman has weighed in. Ladies, take note - this is how to correctly female.

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@Nickomcchean @TimCarcosa @ReviewsPossum No, it's what he wrote

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@LF48987808 @ReviewsPossum Like feeling betrayed by someone trying to claw out of the friend zone?

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@powerfranks @TimCarcosa @ReviewsPossum Quoth "Here 2 Hate" noblely. 😂

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@TimCarcosa @ReviewsPossum Hey, look everyone!! It's a good person! Look how great and noble he is! Wow wow wow.

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"Why were so many Americans treated by their government as though their lives were as disposable as paper facial tissue?" Breakfast of Champions, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., 1973

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@michaelhoncho_ @Vincinnatus Not a boomer, Big Mike

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@Vincinnatus @michaelhoncho_ He loses bc their moms won't drive them to vote and they can't afford an Uber.

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@trytonnyTi @ReviewsPossum Oh, because you're not sexually attracted to him? Y'all are so close to understanding.

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@Sammy6170 @Dualchgwp That is not Renner

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@LinkedInLunat1c

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@Seriously_1970 @FloridaGOP There was one candidate I was going to vote for until I received my @TheFLGOP orders, so the poorly written flyer had an inverse effect than intended. We're probably outnumbered by fox-addicted magat boomers and the chosen will be anointed, but not with my vote.

[Young Americans for Liberty @YALiberty]

This video reportedly shows the expansion of the use of Flock cameras since 2024.

Wake up, Neo.

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@100YearsAgoLive Sandusky County is not Sandusky, Ohio.

[Kaecey🇺🇸 @AmericanVsGov]

Happy Wednesday!

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@YALiberty

[David Z. Morris @davidzmorris]

Mitch McConnell remaining technically alive for an extra three weeks because of a manipulative procedural maneuver is exactly how he would have wanted to go out.

[Nick’s Dank Memes @Nicksdankmemes3]

Not sure how much more we’re willing to take but our government seems hellbent on finding out.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You can be MAGA or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both.