Liz

childless cat lady, ex-Londoner.

[Liz @captainboo]

#AskJackWilshere Do you feel your career as a professional NHS patient has been interrupted by football?

[Liz @captainboo]

Oooo he's gonna be bigly mad. Come on aneurysm.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

US Supreme Court upholds birthright citizenship, striking down Trump's order

Follow live https://t.co/nA6MkgHrQd

[Liz @captainboo]

Goebbels will be fine. He can just flee to South America with all the rest of his Nazi mates.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Miller: Should Democrats regain power, it’s game over. 12 more justices on SCOTUS, two New Democrat states. They’re going to get rid of ICE

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

it’s important to me that the pope has been to a frat party even if it was a daytime frat party of eight

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

DR Congo’s Yoane Wissa speaking after scoring two goals and the team qualifying for the WC knockout stage:

"You know, there's a war in our country and every time we put on the jersey we think of the of Congolese"

[Liz @captainboo]

Cue him throwing his toys out of the pram again and not coming. Entitled brat.

[Matt Wilkinson @MattSunRoyal]

Royal Exclusive: Prince Harry has LOST his bid for extra security when he returns next month - casting doubt on whether Meghan, Archie and Lilibet will join him..
Full story here in @TheSun

https://t.co/YIvS8j3OVU

[Liz @captainboo]

Did you realise your boss is Bosnian qnd qre hoping not to get fired?
Oh, and you're still being dumb. It's Bosnia & Herzegovina.

[Liz @captainboo]

OUR country? You don't even fucking live here, you cunt. Fuck off.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

If OUR country wasn't ruined enough by mass immigration.

The Labour party is setting new "safe routes" for "refugees" to come to the UK.

High treason.

[Liz @captainboo]

Did nobody tell this dumb fuck that passports are used to get into other countries.

Welcome to what exactly? Hell?! Pedos? Nazis?

[Liz @captainboo]

@MrIKE1715 @The_Forty_Four @DjedSpence So Djed should've shown a rapist some respect? Fuck right off. Also he's from London, so you can fuck off once again with your racist bullshit.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

the most stable figure in british politics the last decade is the man who sets up the lectern the PMs resign from

[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time

[Liz @captainboo]

@TheBrancaShow Mate, worry about your own bullshit going on in the US and fuck off commenting on our politics.

[Liz @captainboo]

@TRobinsonNewEra There's literally one non-white person in that video, cuntface.

[Liz @captainboo]

The reason they call you a Nazi is because you're a fucking Nazi, dumbarse.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The reason they call me a Nazi is to encourage people to murder me

[Liz @captainboo]

@misscarsonn Are you bored now you've been banned by Wrexham for being a racist cunt?

[Liz @captainboo]

Do you think showing pork to Muslims works like showing garlic to a vampire? I've never known a Muslim to give a fuck.

[Samantha Carson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧 @misscarsonn]

Popped into Asda Wrexham, saw the new halal section looking very smart.

No idea how a pack of pork sausages mysteriously found their way in there though.

Terrible business.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Another journalist asked for my thoughts on the impending Labour leadership explosion. So I said this. #Makerfield

[Liz @captainboo]

Do they not remember PJ?

[Liz @captainboo]

@LucyTCWife Figures a racist cunt like you is a Hopkins fan.