Captain Edward Smith

I’m the Captain of one the greatest ships to ever sail the ocean. I have seen it all.

[Sterling West @SterlingWest]

Average male experience from birth:

Boobmaxx
Sports, dreams of going pro
Gaming/Gooning 9 time a day
Drinking
boobmaxxing
Wagecucking
Funemployment
Start a business
Get rich
boobmaxxing
Pick a pair to boobmate with for life
Make babies that boobmaxx your boobmate
Die

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

@harryjsisson What happened to free speech? Don’t be a loser Harry.

[Ernest M. McSorley @McsorleyErnest]

More female burners need to post ass

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

@McsorleyErnest @HomestarGroyper @BourbonKing2021 I’m pro free speech. It’s a word.

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

@MattWallace888 I like cock cause I’m gay. Fuck Trudeau

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

@Grizz_wold MINESOTA

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

@Roger_dornJD It’s an honor

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

@McsorleyErnest Top 5 gayest thing you can do.

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

@McsorleyErnest @grford005 @CptBernieCooper @coldcallsniper I’m thinking about box when reading this.

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

It’s an honor Cap!

[Ernest M. McSorley @McsorleyErnest]

My Twitter Interaction Circle

➡️ https://t.co/lfU1V2dnm5

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

@grford005 @McsorleyErnest @CptBernieCooper @coldcallsniper Great point Ford. A river changes a man and a man change river.

The river will still flow without the man.

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

Staying sober on the weekend so you can have a productive work week is literally screaming “yes, Mr. Netanyahu I’ll do anything for you.”

Be an American get hammered and say some shit you shouldn’t say. Show up on a Monday looking and feeling like shit add 0 company value.

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

@Roger_dornJD I can’t wait to read this for the plot

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

@DaveyScuba @MNDegen69 Disney adults

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

@BacardiCapital Greatest thing ever

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

Hey boss,

I’m putting my white boy summer time in. I’ll see you for end of year review.

Godspeed

E.S,

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

@SpencerHiggles @McsorleyErnest @Roger_dornJD @JamesPODon21953 @BustySinclair1 Kill Papa, marry Mike, and fuck five guys

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

@McsorleyErnest Thanos truck

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

@Roger_dornJD @grford005 @McsorleyErnest @CptBernieCooper @BacardiCapital Right where we want to be!

[Captain Edward Smith @CaptainESmith]

Remember we are a second half team. Come June we got this. Win the back nine.

CC:@grford005 @McsorleyErnest @CptBernieCooper

FWD:@Roger_dornJD @BacardiCapital