CaptainHodl

Crypto Enthusiast 💎🙌
SMM Manager for Web3 Projects
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[naiive @naiivememe]

It took me a full business day to understand this picture

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Now this is fair

[alexei @alexeixbt]

nothing haunts you more than the gap between who you are and who you could be

[Doc @DrBitcoinMD]

PoV: you escape from a mass shooter, but run into a female cop

[Тимчіно морено @Abscurat]

Гороховський заблокував рахунки гурту Three Days Grace

[CineVow @cinevow]

Jake Gyllenhaal eating alone

[Miilato @miiilato]

the masculine urge to not tell anybody a god damn thing

[TopShagger @Plentyshit]

Filth 🔞

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

“He’s been laughing at memes all day”

Show him a post of someone his age buying a car

[naiive @naiivememe]

9-5 jobs are comfort money. They give you just enough money to make it hard to leave. Then you buy a house, get a car, have kids. Then it's too much risk to leave the job.

Next thing you know, you blink, and you're 60.

[naiive @naiivememe]

If you're a man and you're comfortable in your life.

You're gay

[naiive @naiivememe]

What kind of food destroys a man's sex life?

Wedding cake.

[naiive @naiivememe]

When I was a intern, I thought that if my salary is $2,000 a month, i would have $6,000 in 3 months

[naiive @naiivememe]

Get married while you are still young Because if you grow older, you become wiser and a wise person does not get married.