Sascha 🇺🇦

Hates sandwiches, loves snooker. Once got retweeted by Carol Smillie.

[Sascha 🇺🇦 @captainhuk]

New male colleague, re: a training session about the menopause: "why are we learning about this? Men go through a hormonal change too, it can be really bad. Its discrimination actually." (Stony silence from 3 female colleagues. There's just no point.)

[Sascha 🇺🇦 @captainhuk]

One thing I will never understand is how anyone feels strongly about whether or not they have chocolate sprinkled on top of their coffee.

[Londonist @Londonist]

We're calling it: @TheShirkersRest is New Cross's best pub 👏👏 @deserterblog @sharkmicropub #PubOfTheWeek https://t.co/yYoixVXYTs

[Sascha 🇺🇦 @captainhuk]

@thesmalltweeter Baby genius!

[The Shirker’s Rest @TheShirkersRest]

Would you buy a pint from these men?

[Sascha 🇺🇦 @captainhuk]

This was me, today, feeling like a real-life @SoVeryBritish problem:
Acquaintance: How are you?
Me (having been - despite my stoicism - really quite unwell physically for the past week, and feeling really very close to the edge psychologically): Yeah! Good, thanks!

[Katya Gorchinskaya @kgorchinskaya]

https://t.co/yRM5P88bGr found the woman who knocked down a Russian drone with a jar of pickled tomatoes. She wants to set the record straight: those were NOT picked cucumbers. The gist of her story is in this thread 1/
https://t.co/13txRgttLt

[Sascha 🇺🇦 @captainhuk]

@guardian in this week's blind date, nobody can remember which one's Ivan and which one's Ethan.

[Sascha 🇺🇦 @captainhuk]

So glad I took off my headphones in Tesco to hear Geri Halliwell's 1999 smash Mi Chico Latino.

[Sascha 🇺🇦 @captainhuk]

@EmmaKennedy https://t.co/Y7iSUc0RJS my go-to. Such a reliable recipe. And no melting chocolate involved!

[Sascha 🇺🇦 @captainhuk]

Jake repeatedly putting more shampoo on Liberty's hair without her noticing is the closest thing to literal gaslighting. So uncomfortable to watch and NOT romantic #LoveIsland

[Sascha 🇺🇦 @captainhuk]

@CCriadoPerez In the mid 80s my mother was sent home from school for wearing culottes. She was a teacher.

[Sascha 🇺🇦 @captainhuk]

@nellefant The only time I have tolerated this was when a Sri Lankan guesthouse owner insisted on calling me Madam Alix

[Sascha 🇺🇦 @captainhuk]

@GreggWillhauck @jcoxwriter Genuinely think it might be the only sale this Senior Partner has ever made (constantly phoning to ask "can we exchange today then?", knowing full well there was a chain), so unwilling to out myself.

[Sascha 🇺🇦 @captainhuk]

@nellefant I'm sure the giant tortoises and Greenland sharks say similar stuff about us! Love the early nihilism though 💀

[Sascha 🇺🇦 @captainhuk]

Saw someone wearing this hoodie out today. Bet they are thoroughly eating their words at this point. #lockdownfatigue

[Sascha 🇺🇦 @captainhuk]

Dreams shattered. https://t.co/sr4YONszzj