🇪🇺 Captain Jenno 🇪🇺

Jenno. Play it cool, and they'll never know I'm an octopus. Socialist, secret Scotsman 🇪🇺.

Avatar by @KonfusedKatlin (my wife!)

[🇪🇺 Captain Jenno 🇪🇺 @CaptainJenno]

Pinning this. https://t.co/7u7iYPFLu3

[nerdlinger @KonfusedKatlin]

"your ass is grass and im here to eat it" - @CaptainJenno 2017

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

BBC actor doing "American accent": look doctor. We're torturing this little alien man

doctor: typical human! You lot, always torturing what you don't get! Typical ape! the ant and Dec of war crimes!

nubile companion: war crimes?

doctor, acting:...ive done so many war crimes...

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

the scene in Sonic 3 where the two Robotniks squeeze in entire decades worth of grandparent/grandchild bonding in a single montage to Wouldn't It Be Nice should have happened in Rise of Skywalker between Rey and Palpatine

[Nether #TeamIceKing @NetherBro87]

I FUCKING FOUND IT

[will @Boshman233]

Wallace: “Bloody hell I better make these inventions.”

Gromit Subplot:

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Still one of the funniest tweets I’ve seen

[🇪🇺 Captain Jenno 🇪🇺 @CaptainJenno]

How any cunt in British print media could write a headline basically amounting to "workers have too many rights now" is baffling, but the fact so many of them do it so often is truly flooring.

[🇪🇺 Captain Jenno 🇪🇺 @CaptainJenno]

@Des_Subari @bigbeandotgov I'm a habitual lurker, only emerging to be listlessly politically inflammatory.

[🇪🇺 Captain Jenno 🇪🇺 @CaptainJenno]

@Des_Subari @bigbeandotgov @DoggoTime8 @PhoenyxVT @danahern96 @SugarCSour Why the question mark? If y' want me there I'll do my darndest.

[Andrew Woods @JimJarmuschHair]

I’m reading the an oral history of AIRPLANE!

[🇪🇺 Captain Jenno 🇪🇺 @CaptainJenno]

The Telegraph really needs to face some sort of penalty for blatantly lying to our most gullible daily. We surely cannot continue to tolerate print media trying so explicitly to breed extremism in the interest of its ownership.

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

Imagine a show where instead of getting worse over time it just keeps getting better. Instead of getting flanderized characters who initially seem one dimensional are infused with depth and pathos. Well it exists and it’s called The Venture Bros

[🇪🇺 Captain Jenno 🇪🇺 @CaptainJenno]

I know the Torygraph has always been biased, but something really should be done about how transparently owned by the Tories it is.

[Tim Farron @timfarron]

We have recalled Agent Truss from the field, her work is complete.

[🇪🇺 Captain Jenno 🇪🇺 @CaptainJenno]

People should stop engaging with that one party, now. They got less than projected and one of those seats was the organisation head's, so it was a safe seat anyway. Fuck, man, *I* could get 4 seats with a bit of a run up. They're a wash out, don't engage with new-threat media.

[🇪🇺 Captain Jenno 🇪🇺 @CaptainJenno]

Felt like the writing was on the wall with the singing goblins and magic being real now.

[🇪🇺 Captain Jenno 🇪🇺 @CaptainJenno]

I haven't been talking about NuWho2 because it's been nice to see people I like enjoying themselves, that's much more important than my hot takes. This said, reactions to the finale have been immensely cathartic.