Jeff

Captain of all things Kingwood, tOSU, Cleveland sports *sigh* and the Internets

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

God Bless America

[Jeff @captainkingwood]

@NotATeslaApp @greggertruck I’ve got cyber wheels and got ANC after a service appt to repair a tire and ironically fix some cabin rattles… lol

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

With a week to reflect, I’m convinced this was the greatest moment in sports history.

A 2-star recruit leads the worst program ever to a national championship, beats his hometown team that wouldn’t let him walk on, and finishes it by running over the same guy who knocked him out the year before, with his mother battling MS watching from the stands.

If it was a Disney movie, you’d say it was too much.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Review of @Tesla FSD (Supervised) in the WSJ:

"Driving has always felt like a chore to me. The first time I let the vehicle (Model Y) take control, something shifted. As the car guided itself through traffic, I felt tension melt away. A few days before the federal EV tax credit expired in September, I traded in my 7.5 year-old Model 3 for a Model Y with FSD.

For someone like me, who likes to stay in control, surrender has never come easily. Yet here I was, cruising through traffic in quiet surrender to the car’s code and sensors. It felt like liberation. And now I have something better than a chauffeur. My car never tires, panics or wavers; it doesn’t jolt at brake lights or grumble at traffic jams. It simply drives, with quiet confidence and near-perfect composure.

People often worry that technology makes us lazy. Maybe it does. But in my case, it has done something subtler: It taught me to trust in the rhythm of the ride. It’s a small miracle I never expected from a car."

[b cunningham @BurdsIVue]

the lakers never deserved LeBron James, there i said it

[Tony Rizzo @TheRealTRizzo]

Eye opening clunker by Stefanski today. Changes needed. Go Guards. #DawgPound

[Jeff @captainkingwood]

@RJ_TMC Prowler?

[Jeff @captainkingwood]

@cchooks @HeyyRB https://t.co/l4ZsKXHhy3

[Jeff @captainkingwood]

@A2BuckNutz I learned a lot from him. “PRISTINE!”

[ThatAstrosGirl @ThatAstrosGirl]

Next time you go on a beer run to @HEB buy her the fuckin flowers.

[Pete Jolicoeur @PeteJolicoeur]

@NFL_DovKleiman @AndySlater His Dad is cutting together a video of the Pilot's worst landings as we speak

[Jeff @captainkingwood]

@Lintendo_64 Just left Barcelona yesterday. In Malaga today. Take the tour inside with the tower access if you can. Don’t bother going to Park Guell. (The Gaudi story is facinating though)

[Jeff @captainkingwood]

😎Guardos😎

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

This game is like watching my friends at the bar, they all want to score but nobody knows how

[Jason Brewer @JasonNBrewer]

Got this from a friend in #Naples - just so sad. ⁦@ActionNewsJax⁩ #Ian

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Winston was MOVIN' 😮

[Tony Rizzo @TheRealTRizzo]

Hey young Browns, learning experience. Not always easy. Hang! 15 to go. Steelers week. Nuff said. #Browns

[Jeff @captainkingwood]

Some days the spam just hits different…