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Lover of all things Aviation, Farming, Fieldsports and Country(side)! Working Springer Spaniel owner (x2)! #BackBritishFarming #BuyLocal 🇬🇧

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Everytime I have a parcel sent with @DPDCare there’s an issue!

Expecting a delivery today, so said to leave in a safe place. Then, I get an email to say “Sorry we missed you.” There’s a photo on the tracking link that is not my house nor has the driver even attempted delivery as evidenced by my cameras!

Tried to use the webchat - useless! Tried to call - Same automated bullshit!

Why is it you can never speak to a human at crap companies?!

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@JamesWD29 I’m just about to butcher a fallow that’s been hanging for a week.

I’ll use as much as I can for steaks, then the rest in to mince for sausages and burgers. Fillets for a venison wellington’s.

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@Shot_fox Driving this morning and a muntjac ran out in front of me - now got a nice hole to repair at the front of my car 😞🤬

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@JamesWD29 Cry harder 🤣🤣

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@JamesWD29 We’ve had a brace so far this season. Boxing Day was great - Pheasant, Partridge, Duck, Teal, Pigeon and Woodcock.

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@EE I’ve been in touch for the last week and all I’m told, from one of your AI bot things, is that there is a fault. So far customer service = zero!

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Hello @EE, I’d really appreciate it if you could fix the fault that has prevented me having any Internet service for the last week.

As I work from home, I’m having to tether to my phone which has already cost me £36 for the extra data! Where do I send the invoice?

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@kazzaloveslife A hob.

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@kriissaa_krae

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@BenInRushcliffe Shame the illegal migrants aren’t being turned around though.

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@PJW6466 @fesshole American English = English (Simplified).

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@marcuschown I can tell you from first-hand experience that there were plenty of small boat crossing prior to 2016!

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@kldxox Can relate to that - get in to bed and ‘boom’… wide awake!

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@RhonddaBryant Was the jury handpicked though, like numerous reports suggest?

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@DaleVince Shows what a poor judge of character you are then really, doesn’t it?

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@missm_teachess I’ve been down that road myself - got pretty much as low as one can go, if you get my meaning. Happy to chat if you need an ear.

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@fenlandflo It’s called Sanctimonious.

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@JonAshworth I love how much Labour are running scared 🤣🤣

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@clairebubblepop Speak for yourself

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@Keir_Starmer You’ve fixed nothing. You’re incompetent and massively outstaying your welcome.

Do something decent for once and resign.