Niall Stoddart 🇬🇧🇺🇦

Purveyor of high class Mathematics to both the receptive and the unwilling. Ex EOD RE(V). Social Historian and cheerful nerd. Him/it/ Oi you!

[Francis Keogh @HonestFrank]

What’s the point of #NewYearHonours if there’s no Sir Kevin Sinfield?

#Knighthood #SirKev

[Niall Stoddart 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @captainstoddy]

@Headteacherchat I have used PowerPoint for presentation since the 1990s. Seeing carefully created work being chewed up when opened by Google Slides makes me cry with despair. Everyday. If you have faith in Excel don’t expect Google sheets to be an equivalent either. . .

[Niall Stoddart 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @captainstoddy]

@BarryNSmith79 I struggle to understand what is so difficult for some in education to comprehend this.

[Niall Stoddart 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @captainstoddy]

@teachwellall @richardtutt I was bought a blazer several sizes too big at 11, I wore it until I was 15. My parents weren’t struggling, they did the prudent thing

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

This woman ought to be education minister..

[Niall Stoddart 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @captainstoddy]

@Maths_Devon If it’s my oven then it needs a long run up for even a tiny jump 🤣

[Niall Stoddart 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @captainstoddy]

@JamesHandscombe @Bobby_Seagull @LBC Yes and I can get students who sadly then only get grade 2 or 3 in the end to nail those questions with a simple visual aide memoir. I agree it’s a pointless skill at Foundation but they are marks all the same…

[Niall Stoddart 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @captainstoddy]

@HazelAppleyard_ Bravo

[Niall Stoddart 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @captainstoddy]

@Mr_H_English5 @MsGHist You worship a false god. Chisel tip pens are the work of satan 👹🤣🤣🤣

[Niall Stoddart 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @captainstoddy]

@richardtutt As every school should be without delay

[Niall Stoddart 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @captainstoddy]

@NewbieSlt Did Jayden make it through year 9?

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

It was an honor to have an audience with King Charles III. I thank His Majesty, the Royal Family, and the people of the United Kingdom for their support for Ukraine. This is incredibly valuable to us.

🇺🇦🇬🇧

@RoyalFamily

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I have a new favourite BBC presenter.

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

Deliberately Sabotaging aircraft on a supposedly secure military base that supples vital fuel to our pilots who may be defending our country or carrying out surveillance so they can defend our country is not vandalism… it’s terrorism

[Niall Stoddart 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @captainstoddy]

@WeymouthSapper @OfficerofEngin1 ‘Cracking’ effort 👏🏼👏🏼🤣

[Niall Stoddart 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @captainstoddy]

@dieworkwear The Windsor knot is a much superior and more symmetrical way of wearing a tie

[🌸🖤𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂🖤 🌸 @xWild_Orchidx]

The drone guy...so hilarious...#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #trumpFailure

[Niall Stoddart 🇬🇧🇺🇦 @captainstoddy]

@WeymouthSapper @Posted_to_BAOR And making other ‘night noise’ 🤣

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

They made £3.2bn profit in the UK.

They paid -£12.4m in tax.

This is why there is no money.