El Captain

[El Captain @CaptainTism_]

Not a bot here, fuck Israel and Netanyahu.

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu blames social media “bot farms” as a reason for the decline in public support for Israel.

[El Captain @CaptainTism_]

@happier_isles And fuckin delicious. What’s your issue?

[jake @wormpuller]

Make yourself retarded with weed at work Thursday

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

It’s so hot outside I fucking hate Israel.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the marlboro lamp goes so hard i need it so bad

[El Captain @CaptainTism_]

@Itssan17 Your ad:

Looking for hulk:
- non woke
- beats everyone up (MCU hulk has lost every battle since 2008 btw)
- tarded

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Remember when this used to be the worst fear of the right

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump is having a mental health episode on social media right now. He’s been posting nonstop all day:

11:16 AM - AI photo of Kaitlan Collins as Dylan Mulvaney
11:43 AM - AI image attacking Bruce Springsteen
3:22 PM - An AI art installation of Trump throwing a ‘Trump 2028’ hat
3:23 PM - Photo of him standing next to a TV with Biden’s final Oval Office address playing
3:23 PM - AI art of him giving his speech at the WHCD
3:23 PM - AI photo of Chris Christie fighting Democrat Rep. Jerry Nadler
3:23 PM - AI image attacking Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert
3:24 PM - Trump 2028 poster that says “give the enemy nightmares.” Nobody is scared of him
3:24 PM - AI image attacking Rosie O’Donnell
3:25 PM - Fake movie poster of him in Star Trek
3:25 PM - Another Trump 2028 poster
3:31 PM - AI poster of the U.S. attacking Kharg Island in Iran
3:31 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker
3:32 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x2
3:33 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x3
3:47 PM - Posts an AI image of an Iranian ship being blown up
4:36 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x4
4:36 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x5
4:37 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x6
4:39 PM - AI image of him cosplaying as a Navy Commander
4:39 PM - AI image of him smoking a cigar wearing a Trump 2028 hat
4:40 PM - AI poster of him with founding fathers
4:41 PM - Poster of himself saying “the man who saved America” which couldn’t be further from the truth
4:41 PM - Weird photo of him standing behind a pillar
4:45 PM - AI image of himself saying “Guardians of the world”
4:47 PM - AI image of American jets saying “Guardian Angels of the world”
4:48 PM - Another AI photo of an Iranian ship being blown up
4:49 PM - AI image of himself saying “Guardians of the world” x2
4:52 PM - AI photo of lightning over the Capitol building saying “panic in DC”
4:53 PM - A photo of himself saying “plan trusted”
4:54 PM - AI image of an eagle and a jet saying “America is back” which certainly isn’t true
4:54 PM - AI photo of a beach saying “Trump’s America” which is ironic given that the image is fake lol
4:55 PM - Photo of him giving a speech
4:56 PM - Photo of himself pointing at members of his cabinet
4:57 PM - AI photo of himself and JFK
4:58 PM - Fake photo of himself wearing a pink Trump 2028 hat
4:59 PM - AI photo of a Trump 2028 mug surrounded by crying people
4:59 PM - Photo of him putting on his Trump 2028 hat at the WHCD
5:00 PM - Posts graph downplaying American casualties in Iran
5:01 PM - AI photo of an air filter between the United States and Canada
5:04 PM - Attacks Republican Senator John Thune
5:04 PM - AI image of him as a doctor
5:16 PM - Fake movie poster of him and George Washington in a time travel movie

He’s insane. 25th Amendment NOW.

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

Rumors also say that Spider-Man will stick to walls

[El Captain @CaptainTism_]

@oelma__ Only if I get paid upfront or at a cadence

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[DarkWokeBalthazar @rebonsible]

But if you blame all white people for slavery they get really mad

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Sounds like some shit a pedophile would do.

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

This is what I want see more grandparents doing instead of running for presidency.

[່͏ Evan @evanundergrnd]

This convinced 99% of twitter users to have their first shower this month

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of the Baja blast

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

this is not me

[El Captain @CaptainTism_]

The Art of Losing

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

He must love losing because 16 in a row is CRAZY.

[Jeff of Troy 🏛️🏺 @starwart1]

The guy who tweeted this just got arrested alongside his brother for rape and sex trafficking 🙂