J.D.

i wish the lord would take me now

[wint @dril]

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

[J.D. @captaintraash]

@jjspicer congratulations man! v glad to have been part of your journey to discovering that you are, in fact, straight

[J.D. @captaintraash]

this match is a great interrogation of the classic question "what happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object"

[J.D. @captaintraash]

💔

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Yes, I have emphysema from my many years of smoking. I have to say that I enjoyed smoking very much, and I do love tobacco - the smell of it, lighting cigarettes on fire, smoking them - but there is a price to pay for this enjoyment, and the price for me is emphysema. I have now quit smoking for over two years. Recently I had many tests and the good news is that I am in excellent shape except for emphysema. I am filled with happiness, and I will never retire.

I want you all to know that I really appreciate your concern.

Love,

David

[J.D. @captaintraash]

@charlien17rated my chosen mastermind subject is "answers for which the question is 5 words or less"

[Chris Winterburn @cmwinterburn]

Amorim, “I know that Josh is a really really good guy.”

[J.D. @captaintraash]

@visakanv @AVGVZTVZZ was also a big industrial centre during the post-war windrush period leading to a large british-asian community and the invention* of the balti type of curry in birmingham!

*this is taken as fact in birmingham and the UK but according to wikipedia is disputed

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

of the many many issues i am militant on perhaps my strongest opinion is that they really were That Good and everyone who acts like they weren't should be disregarded on all music conversations

[J.D. @captaintraash]

singing ten german bombers but shaking my head the whole time so tuchel knows i disagree with it

[J.D. @captaintraash]

how it started //// how it's going

[Antoine Griezmann @AntoGriezmann]

C’est avec le cœur plein de souvenirs que je clos ce chapitre de ma vie. Merci pour cette magnifique aventure tricolore et à bientôt. 🇫🇷

[J.D. @captaintraash]

september // what a life it would be

[J.D. @captaintraash]

january // the roach is never dead

[J.D. @captaintraash]

august // back to save the universe

[J.D. @captaintraash]

think the north london derby is the only non-united rivalry in english football i have any respect for

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

gonna need the Succession theme over that Kate video by EOP

[J.D. @captaintraash]

grealish in the 10? carsley ball is immediately unrivalled

[Demetri Mitchell @demetrimitche11]

Mctominay would have been better than Casemiro this season. 5 years younger and on a third of the wages but United sell him

[J.D. @captaintraash]

mctominay scores 2 today btw

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Joshua Zirkzee (1.08) 0-2 (0.31) Luis Diaz

[J.D. @captaintraash]

give licha a gun for the manchester derby then you cowards