Captain of Awesomeness

40/M

Gatekeeping is for the shitwads; don't do it. Support your online friends and local stores as much as possible. He/Him. Nazi lives don't matter.

[NotReallyStacy @NotReallyStacy]

Yup

[KimariRoseVA 🌙🥀 @KimariRoseVA]

You know what’s a fun feeling?

Seeing a flirty or cute or horny or funny post and knowing it’s either about you or that you played a part in it 😈

[Captain of Awesomeness @captawesome7784]

@NotReallyStacy Never rode that horse... but there's more than riding involved...

[Nyla ❤️‍🔥 @Nylasback]

you know what’s fun sexy and cool? communicating like a grown adult

[Captain of Awesomeness @captawesome7784]

@KimariRoseVA Shit... I gotta tip after that.

[Fatstinkycrotchgoblin @fatstinkycrotch]

if we’re in bikini bottom then im sandy cheeks

[NotReallyStacy @NotReallyStacy]

For real

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Men yearn for praise

[Nicki Haley @darlingnicki__]

Also, if any of you freaky frog niggas wanna help, I need new bras. I prefer Lounge Underwear’s bras

[Captain of Awesomeness @captawesome7784]

@darlingnicki__ Cause I run hot yet have a fan and the AC on. Also, the knicks won so let's celebrate.

[Nicki Haley @darlingnicki__]

😪please retweet. I want to work in music but I just need a source of income right now man. I am fucking tweaking

[🇺🇸CHRIS🇺🇸 @Buddydawg77]

Post below, it’s for science! 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Captain of Awesomeness @captawesome7784]

@Portwillmakeit @DiddlyDonger Not just men are referred to.

[NotReallyStacy @NotReallyStacy]

Holy shit. This is accurate