Brian Bauer

My name is Brian and sometimes I tweet about nonsense. And sometimes it's funny.

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

The Bachelor:
Ugh why is there all this drama I hate it!

Me:
Bro you're dating over a dozen women at the same time what do you expect

#TheBachelor

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

How about regulation and programs educating the youth? Banning something makes it taboo and kids will just want it more. The health issue is unregulated black market THC products which will now include flavored nicotine products #VapingSavesLives #VapeBan #AdultsLikeFlavorsToo

[Independent Women @IWF]

Which is NOT true?

A: E-cigarettes are 95% less harmful than traditional cigarettes & help people quit smoking

B: There’s an epidemic of teen use of e-cigarettes

C: The American Cancer Society recommends current smokers switch to #ecigarettes

#IWharmreduct #vaping #VapeBan

[🏌️‍♂️DeplorableFaganator⛳ @Faganator]

Vapers getting riled up! I like it!! ; ) #VapeBan

[harry @spaacedusty]

I’m sorry but Tony Stark didn’t die and entrust his legacy to his adopted son for Disney to be a greedy bitch and for Tom’s spidey to end up in another failed Sony movie. Disney you make enough money as is just stand down and agree to 5-10% #SaveSpiderMan

[angel @youtube_angel2]

#SaveSpiderMan sony is going to destroy Spider-man

[TM @t_med22]

"I'm not calling him dad. Not even if there's a fire." #GameOfThrones

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

Yay! 🤪

[CAL FIRE @CAL_FIRE]

Firefighters are battling a 50 acre fire off Sandia Creek and Rock Mountain Drive, Fallbrook ( San Diego County). Evacuations and road closures in place. #RockFire https://t.co/5O3WRcz4DC

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

“Get Smart” is literally “Threat Level Midnight” #truestory

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

Don't complain about shit burgers if you brought turds to the barbeque lol @hardwick that's great

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

I've only had a child for about a month now, but I think I finally understand why old people lose their hearing

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

2 Fast 2 Furious: Still a pretty solid movie. Not too much to complain about. Interesting mob plot, helping feds to catch him. Starting to get away from cars, but racing elements are present. Still not sure why they needed to make anymore. #FastAndFuriousBullShitAThon

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

The Fast and the Furious (2001): Good plot, interesting characters, good conflict. Car scenes and language is realistic. Vin Diesel rolls his car and actually appears hurt. Good ending, don't know why they had to make more #FastAndFuriousBullShitAThon

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

#FastAndFuriousBullShitAThon

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

Fun little game I'm playing, feel free to play along. Watching the Fast and Furious movies starting at the beginning, and determining when they turned to absolute bullshit. So far, movie 1 holds up and is a solid film

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

Remember when Fast and Furious was about cars and semi realistic?

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

Every car in NYC has auto pilot? And wireless connectivity that can be hacked!? #smh this is bad

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

The cast of Game of Thrones is better than this movie

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

@SjMcK_ wait no one told me Dwane played the Hulk in this movie

[Brian Bauer @captbrianbeard]

@TheRealMcK I literally can't tweet fast enough to describe the bull shit in this movie lol