Captain Tanqueray

If Hellen Keller went to a NASCAR race she'd have an orgasm -CT
anthropology student, photog, health care pro, & conscientious observer #hailstate #420 #riseup

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@Timcast Now do gun ownership. Double dare you

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@tedcruz Private school dumbass

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@shadwhite What the actual fuck are you talking about Shad?

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@Selene_Ixchel_ @th3j35t3r I’m just waiting for these cars to start narcing on you for speeding

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@ACTBrigitte Ask @TuckerCarlson if it’s a good idea to go up against @jonstewart ..

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Best tweet of 2020🏆

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Every once in a while, I really wanna knock a MF the F out. I woulda went to Jail that night. 1st off. Why are you even talking to my girl with me standing there… They handled it way better than me and my guys.. Just sayin.

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@MLocalBiz @GManUSofA @GuntherEagleman Our debt to GDP ratio was the lowest since the industrial revolution under Carter/Volker. There has never been a more fiscally conservative President. GOP have destroyed every economy they’ve had control of.. except when Domenici was in the Senate, but ya’ll don’t know who he is

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@ColbyMitchell34 @DudyNobleField Ngl, as I look at this map, I can’t help notice how if Mississippi joined with Louisiana and Arkansas and stole Memphis from Tennessee, it would be an economic powerhouse.. 2 cities with over a million, every resource, and plenty of water.. 🧐🥳

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@StarkvilleB well done sir🤘

[Starkville PD @Starkville_PD]

The Washington St. Bridge has claimed another victim. Due to damage to the bridge, Washington St. will be closed to through traffic until the bridge can be repaired. Plan for alternate routes of travel until it can be repaired.

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@benshapiro He can still get your wife wetter than you can

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@elonmusk And then you went full retard.. #respectfully

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@th3j35t3r Dude couldn’t pass a 10th grade US civics test..

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@jim_howington @WalterKFriedman @PeteThamel @ByPatForde @Brett_McMurphy @espn You fucking whore

[Helen Keller @HeIenKeIIer]

Ghdghrdbhgt

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@theveracitynews Saw this flash on the screen, the commentary stopped for about 45 seconds, then back to it.. sitting there like “wtf was tha..ummm..?..” 😂🤣😂🤘

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@joyfulgirl76 @leafkickr @tatereeves As long as you’re not teaching the children that Adam and Eve had sex with their kids and that’s where all of humanity came from

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@MSUhistory @B_Dowden32 Same in 19. Tired of this shit. Every week

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@RepMTG I can’t believe the House Sargent at Arms hasn’t taken you out back and beat you with a rubber hose.
Fuck you Marjorie.

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@rachel_leff94 @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 @GMA 😐… 🤨.. ok so what’s the alternative? No seriously. What days do you prefer and propose? Let’s stop the world to figure out what nights we’re gonna drop Disney World trip money on a concert..