Guy Incognito

Me likey sports and television

[Walker Ashley @WalkerSAshley]

@NIUwxcams catching the shelf move across @NIUlive this evening. We'll take the rain! @NWSChicago

[Guy Incognito @WorstTwittsEver]

@carstensm @FakeCoachDuncan That tracks

[Guy Incognito @WorstTwittsEver]

Cancer will not rest until it finds the real killers

[Guy Incognito @WorstTwittsEver]

So these Repubs were upset McCarthy worked with Democrats, so they worked with Democrats to remove him?

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

🚨 It's official: Kevin McCarthy becomes the first House Speaker in American history to be voted out of his job.

The vote is 216-210 to vacate the chair.

Eight Republicans vote with Democrats to remove him:

Biggs
Buck
Burchett
Crane
Gaetz 
Good
Mace
Rosendale

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

🚨 It's official: Kevin McCarthy becomes the first House Speaker in American history to be voted out of his job.

The vote is 216-210 to vacate the chair.

Eight Republicans vote with Democrats to remove him:

Biggs
Buck
Burchett
Crane
Gaetz 
Good
Mace
Rosendale

[Guy Incognito @WorstTwittsEver]

I'd expect more maturity from Charlie Cock

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Like Immature Children, Republicans Pledge to Intentionally Mispronounce Fani Willis' Name as "Fanny" https://t.co/8q1pZ2PWa7

[The Takeout @thetakeout]

Totino’s New Pizza Rolls Ditch the Pizza https://t.co/HWyJddJWVW

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

US states but every state is named like West Virginia

[wint @dril]

this web site is certianly on track to replace Banks, as it now struggles to maintain the functionality of a 30 year old geocities guestbook

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X.

I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land next.

If you’re hiring a self taught, junior designer please DM me. Graphic design is my passion!

[Guy Incognito @WorstTwittsEver]

Lock downs started two weeks after this tweet. Not a coincidence I'm surr

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

My first job in Hollywood was doing the big poop that Laura Dern reaches into in Jurassic park

[Netflix @netflix]

Did you know Beyond The Sea isn't the first time Aaron Paul has been in an episode of Black Mirror...

[Guy Incognito @WorstTwittsEver]

May I please get a retweet? I have been very good this month.

[Star Trek on Paramount+ @StarTrekOnPPlus]

By the Prophets! It's @FredTatasciore's birthday 🎉 Celebrate by dropping your favorite Shaxs quotes or moments from #StarTrekLowerDecks in the comments.

[Guy Incognito @WorstTwittsEver]

So Ted Cruz is in favor of re-instituting the VRA?

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Nonsense. That shameful filibuster was led by Democrats—your party.

My party—the Republicans—proudly voted for the Civil Rights Act in much higher percentages than the racist Dems.

[Guy Incognito @WorstTwittsEver]

Lover of freedom in his bio.

[Hunter Estes @realHunterEstes]

Dress codes are good actually, and our society should stop encouraging people to dress absurdly.

It’s okay to be a normal person.

[Guy Incognito @WorstTwittsEver]

@ADudeFromNowere @WarlordDilley @elonmusk @alx Clearly you never lettered in shit Jingles

[Chelsea Janes @chelsea_janes]

RIP. Reminds me of what I consider one of the greatest lines in the history of the Washington Post, from the great Shirley Povich:

“Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday.”

[Guy Incognito @WorstTwittsEver]

Leopards eating people faces and whatnot party

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

TPUSA would rather lose without you.