Craig Peterson

professional internet enthusiast. SRE @grafana

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

@Acyn @MuellerSheWrote Is he saying he thinks Meadows and others will successfully remove to Federal Court? What is he skeptical of?

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

@Cake_Tease I was overwhelmed by the thought of having to feed him, and didn't want to get nuked, so he may have "accidentally" gotten pushed off a cliff. Hope it wasn't a bad choice.

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

Deleting this hell app now. Later, nerds.

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

@rossipedia @kenwheeler Finally I feel like I have some power in this economy.

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

@WorldsBeyondPod has some real nasty cliffhangers, but this one is way worse. 10/10 for intensity. 11/10
For sound design.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

To address extreme levels of language enthusiasm, we've applied the following temporary limits:

-Writers, Lyricists, and other Professional Wordsmiths: 6000 definition lookups/day
-Thoughtful Readers and Crossword Puzzlers: 600/day
-Everyday English Speakers: 300/day

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

@ask_aubry The whole thing is trash, but “Swipe left if I find you unattractive” is completely missing the point of the app.

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

@thefarseeker You must buy it.

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

@TSMZeromuramasa @aureliawelde Baptisms are the most normal part of the temple. The rest is super weird. There’s videos out there if you are curious.

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

@shelflessbishop Emphasis on obedience means you can say whatever else you want and nobody can question you. It’s really quite ingenious.

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

I’m 36 and for the first time in my life I have a tab at a bar. I’m so very proud.

[Sacha Coward @sacha_coward]

Why don't you, a cisgender heterosexual person get a flag?
Why don't you get a pride month?

Let's imagine you are asking this truly in good faith and break it down. 1/

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

👠DIMENSION 20: DUNGEONS AND DRAG QUEENS TRAILER💄

Premieres June 28th on @dropout

Featuring GM @BrennanLM, and your Questing Queens:
🏹@monetxchange as Troyánn
🪓@Alaska5000 as Princess
🔮@thatonequeen as Gertrude
🦋@jujuboston as Twyla

FAQ here: https://t.co/Kp0slT7aJy

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

@NeverTrumpTexan @13_magpie @planetJoseph That would be an interesting argument if there were not ample cases of bishops and stake presidents burying cases where the victim is the reporter. As it is, it feels disingenuous.

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

@pineapple_mn Maybe, just maybe… “please report crimes”?

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

@SenMikeLee So which facts in the indictment are false?

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

@rossipedia Fox News is a hell of a drug.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

THE INDICTMENT https://t.co/AwyLK47UKB

[Craig Peterson @captncraig]

@jlericson I can’t believe I never realized until today that the spam detection was always a community contribution. In retrospect I don’t know if that was laziness or greed, but it seems like one of many important things that should have received more official investment.