Red Beard the Pirate

“Where will wants not, a way opens...”

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Annual Goonies watch in the Gad house. Mandatory if my kids want to continue to to live here

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We’re just normal men

[U.S. National Archives @USNatArchives]

FAQs related to Presidential records and the Presidential Records Act have been posted to our website. https://t.co/GpfTJyy1uY

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

This shit hit so hard. Petey Pablo had you ready to move to North Carolina with no apartment & zero job offers. A top 3 ‘Tell ‘Em Where You From’ anthem.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

I learned nothing from this town hall about Trump and his most ardent supporters I haven't known since 2016. I learned a lot about CNN.

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

How freaky is Michigan DT Mazi Smith?

This is the Wolverines' reactive plyo stairs test.

Smith did it in 2.82 seconds. Aiden Hutchinson (who is 60lbs lighter) did it in 2.57.

@BruceFeldmanCFB's Freaks List: https://t.co/EDCa2DoBIP

🎥 @UMichFootball

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Also @FoxNews, I've done 4 USO tours, performed for the troops in active combat zones, opened for Ron White. AND I've been on Country Music Television. I know your base. Please consider for guest host. God Bless America. *eagle flies overhead*

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Imagine how much it would cost to hire LeBron James to write content for your website. Imagine miraculously getting him to do it for free. Imagine then driving him away from your website so you can fail to collect $96 from him annually

[Charles W McKinney, Jr. @CharlesWMcKinn2]

Scholars -

What's a thing you found in the archives that has stuck with you long after you found it?

[Renato Mariotti @renato_mariotti]

Mike Pence is right that history will hold Donald Trump accountable.

But our nation would be in a better place if Pence said this publicly on January 7th, 2021 and testified at impeachment and before the grand jury rather than making carefully crafted statements years later.

[Red Beard the Pirate @captnhook12]

I’m really enjoying this years #ProBowlGames flag football is awesome

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

#Cowboys DC Dan Quinn informed interested teams that he is staying in Dallas, per sources.

Quinn was a top candidate for the #Cardinals’ head coaching job and also interviewed with the #Colts and #Broncos. But his heart is in Dallas and he wants to win a Super Bowl there.

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

if a dull clown like crowder can pull $50 million imagine what some of these other, slightly more savvy dudes are making. it’s all a bigger grift than you can imagine.

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

A playoff statement was made in Tampa. 🗣 We'll let the 'Boys tell you all about it. 🆕 Sounds is here!

Sounds from the Sideline | #DALvsTB

[Docm77 🐐 @docm77]

horrible stories about the war, the bombs, the holocaust.
I heard it directly from the source.
Anybody who doubts the unimaginable crimes of the Nazis is completely delusional.
This ideology is pure evil. Nothing about it is good. It must be combated relentlessly.

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

One more time with feeling. The teaser trailer for for the finale of the Guardians Trilogy. #GuardiansoftheGalaxyVol3 #VOL3

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

THE MAHERATI DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR BOTCHED REVIEW, HE DON'T GO BELOW 60

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Taking the risk to get thrown in middle eastern jail for an IPA is wild

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

I don’t think anyone is under the impression that Suh or Joseph is as good as they were a few years back.

one of the best rosters in football is still doing everything it can to improve a problem spot. which is what you’re supposed to do when you have a shot to win it all.