captainpearson

#btc

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@LoganPaul sure bud

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@_louise__ ive been spreading the good news about raw foods and fasting for a decade

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@bryan_johnson so you are controlled opposition now

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Just applied to @Hut8corp in Miami. Background across crypto GTM/ops + active investor in the space. Would be a great fit to move deeper into AI/HPC infrastructure.

[Zach Rynes | CLG @ChainLinkGod]

Look guys, it's actually really straightforward, a bunch of people staked their ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield, except they didn't want their capital to be locked up, so they actually staked with a liquid staking protocol called Lido who provided them a liquid staking receipt token called stETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer, except they didn't want to lock up their capital, so they actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided them with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called Aave so that they could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero that was hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry

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@JesusisChristX amen

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vamos

[CarpeNoctom @CarpeNoctom]

$WGMI / $BTC ATH

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@cymrucoiner @HodlMagoo @Strategy lol

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@otokyo lil chippy

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@pierrecoins 420.69 please

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@BTCBreadMan 15% my guy

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@HodlMagoo my broker has a $50 settlement fee wtf

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@HodlMagoo but naka

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@greenytrades your bitcoin allocation is way to low

[Samson Mow @Excellion]

Ethereum is not decentralized.

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@davidbateman This WILL NOT end well

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lol at the people waiting for an alt season
everything outside btc eth sol are useless

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@inmortalcrypto bro altcoins are fucking worthless

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@MikeSilagadze clearly you are

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@thegarybrecka fuck this post