Cap’n Scoot

You’re going to have to figure that out, Abdul.

[Cap’n Scoot @captscoot]

@DoctorTurtleboy Sounds exactly like what you and Karen did. All three of you are pieces of shit.

[Cap’n Scoot @captscoot]

@DoctorTurtleboy So are lawyers you dumb fuck

[Cap’n Scoot @captscoot]

@randymot4 You get your news from The Babylon Bee, Fox, and various Russian bots with names like BigTrumpLuvr848291747.

And thats why you tweet like someone who needs to have their keys taken away.

[Cap’n Scoot @captscoot]

@randymot4 In 12 months your dumbass will be tweeting about how JD is a friend to Ukraine and has your vote because you're afraid of gay people and immigrants. Fucking loser.

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

"Praise be to Allah, now open the fuckin Strait"

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

If you and Donald Trump are in an enclosed space and you somehow reach the conclusion that he is the most well-read person in the room, the two of you are characters in a riddle where you are a cat.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

"We can't take care of sick people or kids because we'd rather use the money on war" is a hell of a midterms pitch

[The Angry Gunner @TheAngry53586]

https://t.co/DD2EKCgSMG

[Cap’n Scoot @captscoot]

@TheAngry53586 Hi @RichJones89

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Does anyone want to commit white collar crimes with me? We can bring in 1.49M per year

[Cap’n Scoot @captscoot]

@JLRINVESTIGATES You should do an investigation into your own criminal behavior. Post up outside your own house for 40 days and 40 nights and ask yourself questions. Would be the first and only time you've successfully solved the case on a very dangerous guy.

[Cap’n Scoot @captscoot]

@seanhannity Did you request for it to make you look like a lesbian?

[Cap’n Scoot @captscoot]

@CoffindafferFBI @magnolia @JLRINVESTIGATES I think a perspn who harassed Sandy Hook families should have never been given the benefit of the doubt, Jen.

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

He took the greatest military force in world history, lost a war to a middle power in a week, begged the world to save him, and demanded that the media lie about this and everything else. I try, but at a simple human level I do not see how anyone can mistake this man’s almost supernatural weakness for strength. His weakness is something negative, gravitational, so deep that it can draw in a whole country. But only if we fail to see it. Only if we let it.

[Cap’n Scoot @captscoot]

@randymot4 You get on this app everyday and spread Russian propaganda. Sit down and shut the fuck up.

[Cap’n Scoot @captscoot]

@randymot4 Youre such a boomer brained fucking moron

[Michael MacKay @mhmck]

Trump is a weapon of Russia's war against the United States. Nothing will break the Kremlin's domination of American political life until Trump, the Republican Party and the MAGA death-cult are removed from power.

[Cap’n Scoot @captscoot]

@zackpeter What sort of personality disorder makes someone want to get online and be smug about a missing elderly woman. It's fucking bizarre.

[Cap’n Scoot @captscoot]

@ReneeMossotti @molls And yet, it wasn’t. There’s a significant difference between people who simply happened to be in the right place at the right time with a camera and those who manufacture baseless theories, target innocent people, and erode trust in professionals for their own financial gain.

[Cap’n Scoot @captscoot]

@MYoung419 @chiIIum @KScottler Yes. I know exactly who this is. Which is why I provided the information I did.