CaptainTouchback

I make a lot of money ruling the NFL. I enjoy watching great athletes take a knee in the endzone. This is a parody account. Follow me or I will fine you.

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First NFL coach to be fired?

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#Canes you believe it? Carolina storms back in the 3rd period! - Jim Nantz, probably

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The Who’s “Quadrophenia”

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What's the album you've recommended to the most people in your life?

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@SportsChump Nice choice.

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One VanHalen song for all time…what’s the pick?

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My favorite from the Hagar era.

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@keckb33 @RedsSuffering Greatest spoken lyric in the history of rock?

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@MileHighAva That is a solid choice.

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@Shobiz87 This is the right answer I believe

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@rich_halvey I associate that song too much with 3rd grade classes jumping rope.

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Samuel has committed to and then backed out of #USFreedom250 concert.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

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#Canes

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@ClayTravis What are ratings during the season vs not?

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@JohnnyLCKai Got married.

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@fatbaldguyracin Caesar’s Sportsbook is always a good one.

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In the entire universe of sports uniforms, there isn’t much more ridiculous looking than the bright yellow Love’s Truck Stops patch on the OKC uniforms.

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@Tonysmarkettips I’ve been blocked by Silver for years. Thin-skinned as they come.

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Every time I glance up at this NBA game I see somebody lying in a heap on the court.

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@DRVawl They just don’t give those out to just anybody. #ButchJones

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Irad Ortiz with a brilliant ride on Sweet Treasure. The CAW gang killed the odds at the last second…again.

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@mikefreemanNFL Shoulda disengaged the saucer section.