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[Aphie 🍊 @capybearalive]

robin hood walked so nick wilde could run

[Jare Cromwell♡₊˚✮⋆☾ @5ugarwallz]

all the natlan character design rumours just look like conquistadors and idk how to feel about that

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

It's the 8th anniversary of Stardew Valley. Thank you for all the support over the years! Today I am announcing the PC Release date for the 1.6 update: --March 19th--. Console & Mobile will follow as soon as possible.

[Eddie @trinketfaerie]

Bummed out about the news that Squishmallows are owned by a violently zionist company? Don't know what else to buy for your loved ones? Here's a thread of my personal plush brand recommendations

[Khadija @khadljasays]

A thread.

[sword gf @punishedgarage]

i personally think it’s awesome how many guys are QRTing this like “she doesn’t understand male friendship” as if it’s normal and good that no one wants to hang out w them or celebrate their birthdays

[𝙺𝙰̄𝙻𝙸 @kali_mahogany]

yeah it actually made me sad, because i think it’s been too normalized for male friendships to seem low maintenance when in reality they don’t know how to maintain those close emotional bonds like in women friendship dynamics. they need the same type of healthy & consistent companionship with their peers. idk it just sounds lonely. i love seeing bestie groups of guys cause i think to myself “they just like me fr” with my besties LOL

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

hi, medical toxicologist here to say that caffeine toxicity is real and unpleasant and that panera charged lemonade has a gargantuan amount of caffeine in it

a shot of espresso: ~65mg caffeine
panera large charged lemonade: 390mg caffeine (also free refills)

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

The problem with a lot of dudes who want a trad-wife is that they refuse to be a traditional husband.

[SPACE SMUT COMIX🏳️‍⚧️ @JenPallante]

So 1. Control the narrative FROM THE START.
2. Survive and fight back any way you need. Optics are for politicians.
3. Don't try to 'reason' with oppressors and bullies. They are fundamentally broken people who cannot hear you.

[🍁🌾✨️ @spinecentipede]

y'all treat blocking someone like its legally binding or like its a crime against humanity. I've seen people get blocked by random people they don't know At All and freak out about it. why?? it does Not matter that much?

[🍁🌾✨️ @spinecentipede]

can I post another hot take? I don't think blocking people is that serious at all. not even a little bit

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

Anyone saying Kung Fu Panda is clearly being held captive and that's them letting us know something is wrong

[M @Katzunuwu]

I had over 100k followers at 16 and the amount of porn I had drawn of me was unacceptable and insane. I remember just being told it "wasn't a big deal" and "I should expect it because I'm popular". I. WAS. A. CHILD !!!!

[dave wagner @Dbwagner104]

Sandal was upset at the vet yesterday, because nothing bad has ever happened to him so he thinks being weighed is a war crime, and the technician kept trying to soothe him by saying " awww, pobrecita chancleta" (literally, "poor little flip-flop"). he's never living this down

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

straight up psychopath

[Avery Castellanos @AveryCastel]

@mattxiv “They’re trying to force it on us! Which is why I’m here trying to force you to my beliefs”

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

feel like pure shit just want her back