Caroline

Life is not a play, it's what we make of the people we love.

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

Ok so. I haven’t tweeted in a while, and I don’t know a lot of people who still watch #thisisus. But holy crap why did they have to play the saddest Billy Joel song at the end of the episode tonight? 10 mins after the episode ended and I’m still crying 😭😭😭

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

I may not be 30 yet, but day drinking is now my favorite type of drinking #whoami

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

Mama McCarthy is the fifth person out of 6 in my immediate family to get the vaccine, and she’s getting it today. Slowly but surely we’re getting there, peeps!

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

Hey @ubereats, 3 delivery people have gone to the @chipotle I ordered from to pick up my order. It's now been 45 minutes since I placed my order. I never order from you and because of an e-mail I got with a 50% code I decided to take a shot. Never ordering from you again.

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

Paper cuts on super dry hands .... not a great mix.

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

But why is Haagen dazs coffe ice cream SO good?

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

My student loans are officially under $40k. Slowly but surely getting rid of this bullshit. #fuckstudentloans

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

Poppy’s been waiting for you 💔

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

Any other teachers waking up burnt out and not wanting to work? Oh wait, every teacher in the US feels this way? Ok great at least I’m not the only one.

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

This is the longest week of my life. Is it June 25th yet?

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

@christinapell Ever since I was a kid I always thought he was a dumb asshole. Glad there’s someone else that thinks the same!

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

So I bleached the bottom half of my hair in May for my turquoise underlayer. Turquoise has now disappeared. I’ve spent so much time in the sun this summer that the bleached underlayer ALMOST matches my natural hair color.

[HQ Trivia @hqtrivia]

Giving $100 tonight to someone random who retweets this by 8pm ET. Follow so we can DM if you win #freemoney

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

UMMMMM does anyone else find it weird that Naya Rivera’s body was found on the same day Cory Monteith died 7 years ago?!?!

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

I’m tired of being questioned about my picky eating. JUST LET ME BE A PICKY EATER GOD

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

Happy 10 years 💕

[Robyn @robynkonichiwa]

Dancing On My Own was released in June 10 years and I thought I’d post this thing I did for Mark Ronson’s Love Lockdown a few weeks ago.

Lol I went off with the selfie stick in my dance studio, thanks to Crille Forsberg and @decida for helping me direct myself properly 💦

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

I feel like a whole chapter of my life is over. Just finished my last slideshows for my kiddos. 14 fucking weeks of this and I did it. So many obstacles along the way, but man it feels so good to be fucking done with remote learning (for now who knows what Sept will look like).

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

Belmont is today. My friends and I are gathering (and social distancing) for the first time since we skied at Okemo Presidents’ weekend. I got dressed up for the first time in 3 months. Today is a good day.

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

Wow I ate at a restaurant for lunch today. Never thought I’d ever be so excited

[Caroline @car0line_mc]

My blue hair is fading. Do I dye it again or do I keep as is? Ugh.