carthicc

Comedian/Actor/Writer. I love the jokes. the jokes tolerate me // Top 4% CoverFly // @The_Lunar_Times

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People complaining about how they can’t breathe with a mask wouldn’t survive one day as a French bulldog

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Be careful of the movies you watch on the plane :(

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The shooter in heaven rn

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Can someone explain how Brian cox died on succession but is still the voice of McDonald’s from beyond the grave??

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What if the submarine is just the most intricate mr beast video yet

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Playing music to cover sex like spraying febreeze to cover a shit - we all know what happened in there

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How hilarious would it be if Anthony Davis went by tony

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Tucker Carlson

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Men: if you’re not interested just say no

Also men:

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How to propose!

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Babies are like farts, they’re all annoying except for your own

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A love story for the ages ❤️

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Chinese restaurants

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Believing in New Year’s resolution is the adult version of believing in Santa Claus

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Shout out to Dick Wolf

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It’s not white privilege it’s white entitlement

[Ayisha Siddiqa @Ayishas12]

I still don’t think people understand what it means for 33 million people to be displaced. That’s 6 times more people than those internally displaced in Ukraine from war, that’s roughly 90% of the population of Canada.
That’s how many people are internally homeless right now

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

I talked to my friend who was on a Citibike and when he left he said “this conversation cost me $2.” I didn’t feel bad because I honestly think it should cost everyone $2 to talk to me

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What if Oprah iced her entire audience

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Why don’t bars have a take a number system