cara burns

purdue alum

[jen @thelessiknow13]

my parents in 2008: this is just a phase you’ll get over this taylor girl soon
me in 2023:

[darren 🛸 @exiledarren]

travis kelce and taylor swift

[swiftie wins @swifferwins]

screaming crying throwing up punch me in the face

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Whatever candidate promises to ban LED headlights I’m voting for I’m now a single issue voter

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

It is perfect weather to spend money

[kaitlyn🛸 @fearlesskait]

i’ll never get over the fact that this picture is exactly what it feels like listening to taylor swift

[we’re not really strangers @wnrstweets]

little things that aren’t little:

[Danger Ballinger @ballinger]

Do you think IU fans would hate Jaden Ivey so much if they knew his mom coached at their favorite football school?

[Barstool Boilermakers @BarstoolPU]

#1 IN THE WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY

WHAT A TIME TO BE A BOILERMAKER🚂

[shit you should care about @SYSCAbout]

bad night to be Jake Gyllenhaal

[cara burns @caraa1106]

she really owns the world huh

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

scatter my ashes at Moo Moo Meadows

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

oh shit the guy who got cut trying out for varsity his senior year has something to say about the most decorated gymnast of all time. everyone gather around to listen

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

Anything peach flavored can suggamuhdig