Chris

atx 🇨🇱

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@wupton

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I prefer San Antonio tbh

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

pretty much identical @wemby 🤣

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

pretty much identical @wemby 🤣

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@lyndseyfifield I took Halle to the Texas Capitol today, and she saw a landline phone in the senate and asked what it is. I told her it’s a phone and she disagreed

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@Tjernlund Will this also bring an expansion of the riverwalk?

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@texasrunnerDFW @MacroEdgeRes @DonMiami3 100% will be Cava

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The funniest thing about seeing Paul McCartney was all the boomers recording on their phones while the youngins were just living in the moment

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@sweetcsdesigns Just wait until you find out about Canadians

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@BecketAdams You mean pumpkin spice mining rights?

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@bradktennant 1. Players have to pay when they’re on the road.
2. This same logic is totally why the Red Sox, Yankees, dodgers, warriors, patriots, rams have such a hard time getting top players /s
3. This is a crazy thought, but maybe miami is a more desirable place than edmonton or winnipeg

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I take great joy in knowing deep down that Houston will win a Stanley cup before Edmonton does

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

Not the way we wanted it to end, but we're so fortunate to share this journey with the @NHL's greatest fans.

Thank you, Oil Country 💙🧡

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@sweetcsdesigns We do Cappelletti spritz because it’s the only one I’ve been able to find consistently that doesn’t use red 40

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@CanadianTire should buy the @hudsonsbay IP and use it as their outdoor store brand to replace Atmosphere

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@michaelmalice My favorite thing about the 91 people on the ballot is the guy that got 0 votes

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@MarlowNYC

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@lyndseyfifield We have thought that Kevin is in his last days a couple times in the last 6 months. Now he has a house with a big yard and he’s like a puppy again

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@nonamehoplite Airstrip One

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@RyanHastman I’ve been saying the same thing since October. Only difference is they have the leadership in late spring, so the new PM can have a budget and distance herself from JT (à la Redford). Election turns out like 11, but with 10-20 less seats for each of the libs, bloc & NDP

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@mark_collins09 @AlecStapp “Guys, no, they have these cars that go in front of the rocket to let other cars know there’s a rocket around, and they called them pilot cars so that every employee feels like they’re an astronaut too! They’re so innovative”