Fran Sancisco

Nochera soy.

[Fran Sancisco @CaraFea]

@Baddiel @tiggersrealmumy My favourite Jeremy Hardy joke:
- what do they call a quiche in Edinburgh?
- a quickie

[Fran Sancisco @CaraFea]

@ArfurSmith Better than a wasp's elbows any day!

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@SimonichollS Ooh! Are they open again?

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@dadge @laurenlaverne Bloody love that!

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@jcfcforever That should be an event in itself!

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@alistaircoleman @Baddiel Obvs makes you feel good, makes you feel nice!

[Fran Sancisco @CaraFea]

@ArfurSmith I’ve just happily taken up the hems of my new holiday trousers, only to discover they’re on the outside with all the stitching showing. A new trend?

[Fran Sancisco @CaraFea]

@LisaMMcGee Great writing, amazing acting! Moving stuff!

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@Evil_Scot @PeterIntheswim @eddieizzard @Jake_Daniels11 The nutters from the seaside!

[Fran Sancisco @CaraFea]

@caitlinmoran This is partly a cultural difference. In Argentina everyone watches everyone all the time, everything is seen.

[Fran Sancisco @CaraFea]

@Colin_J_Taylor Feeling sorry for you. Do I need to post you anything? Teabags? Bounty Bars?Marmite?

[Fran Sancisco @CaraFea]

@BBCAlagiah @BBCNews Great to see you back!

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

More than 100 animals released back into Colombian wild
https://t.co/Tv6JdrL4wg

[Fran Sancisco @CaraFea]

@CliveMyrieBBC @BBCOne Gosh, when do you have time to wash your hair??

[Fran Sancisco @CaraFea]

@CliveMyrieBBC @BBCRadio3 @TandemProUK Super show!
When do you have time to wash your hair Mr Busy?

[Fran Sancisco @CaraFea]

@MrsBlundstone I pass it every year on my way to The Isles of Scilly. ❤️

[Louise Lewis @jcfcforever]

Nothing like a wee toast-ette with @Fortnums Amontillado following a fabulous book launch event @ofsCarlisle Here’s to the late great Nick Pemberton and #EatThePeach A Collection of Poems by Nick Pemberton. 🍑 Bravo @CaraFea - it was a triumph!! 🍑

[Fran Sancisco @CaraFea]

@joncanter3 @Peter_Bridgman She can obviously take a joke.

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@joncanter3 This lot couldn’t organise a piss up in a brothel, or a...oh, maybe...

[Fran Sancisco @CaraFea]

@Number10cat Yes, but with any luck, you’ll get brekkers an hour earlier!