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I'm the dog that ate your birthday cake

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

Dear Twitter Friends: That gum you like is going to come back in style! #damngoodcoffee

[bummer @carahmae]

@brianchaley the stink goes deep on both sides always thats why this truly doesnt make any sense to me. what does it matter if its some other politician instead of Biden? how does a new face matter. why not just vote for biden its the same thing. ur voting for an administration not the guy

[bummer @carahmae]

its so fucking silly to sit around yelling for biden to step down like thats going to save anything. the people who refuse to vote for biden wont vote for fucking kamala give me a break! HOW is she any better such that he should drop out? why not just.. vote for biden? same thing

[bummer @carahmae]

@miranda_alls @GerryGently @3JokersNomard exactlyy

[bummer @carahmae]

@holdenberry @Srirachachau exactly. my cousin went from discovering the chemicals in foods to flat earther.

[bummer @carahmae]

@Srirachachau all the people in my hometown who collected crystals and made wire wrapped jewelry mostly just liked to party and were some of the dumbest most naive people I ever met so.. makes sense to me.

[bummer @carahmae]

@brianchaley i dont give a shit if he’s a corpse and they Weekend at Bernie’s him. i will vote for a propped up corpse over a maga administration.

[bummer @carahmae]

i just rewatched the pilot episode of LOST and i can’t really even believe how good it still is. And the music is phenomenal.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

you’re like three bad breaks from
being homeless, by the way. maybe two.

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

I'm sorry but I just don't see how anyone can care about this. The US is clearly being run by unelected empire managers who throw up half-brained presidential candidates to trick Americans into thinking they live in a democracy. Those empire managers are going to do whatever they want to you regardless of how you and your compatriots vote. Your electoral system is a fake plastic toy they give you to play with so you won't interfere with the gears of the imperial machine. There are no answers in electoral politics. Start looking for other answers.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

two men near death arguing about who is better at golf to attain access to the nuclear codes. should i kill myself

[bummer @carahmae]

@Danimalish why does everyone say this i couldnt get past 3 episodes

[bummer @carahmae]

@Iauraroslin jane is a badass and funny too

[bummer @carahmae]

@brianchaley sally menke and the lighting. sigh.

[bummer @carahmae]

that beautiful guy who walked around NYC with his crocs stuffed into giant rubber rats, wearing an american flag shirt by tommy hilfiger and a trucker hat that said 100% DIRTY (sonic youth hat). He makes me happy.

[bummer @carahmae]

@ohJuliatweets thats the first thing I thought 😂

[bummer @carahmae]

@ThnkVNext @PopBase omg 💀

[spicebae @spicebae_]

they asked this man would he do 1 year for his father or let his father do 10 years in jail and his response has me DYING 😂😂😂