Jasmine

This is my notepad sometimes

[Awasè.💕 @lizugiliawase]

Tinubu losing elections 2027 will heal my inner child.

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne @ThatPHCBoy]

lol nobody is as lonely as married people. talk another thing abeg. the women throw themselves into church, the men are on tiktok sending babes 'good morning angle'

[isa @__deyi]

Guys we’re really going to that place tomorrow 😭😭😭

[Arokoyo @Dmain_melanin]

I no even know say we suppose take our tribe that serious 😹.

[Stikesh 7 @Stikesh3]

Nonchalant me watching everyone speak in tongues during prayer while I'm just whispering Thank you Jesus repeatedly.

[Oluchi @Oluchi02v2]

Please at this stage don't vote wisely

just vote for peter obi
I no longer trust your wisdom😩

[Bukky baby @theOlubukolami_]

Pelumi Onifade paid with his life for filming this video !!

Few days after this video was posted, Pelumi was kidnapped in the guise of an arrest by police, who then denied taking him and after months of uproar online, his body was found at the Ikorodu general hospital Mortuary

[homo la flor. @raichumontana]

How do you say, "It's nice that you got me a gift, but when you asked me what I wanted and I told you it was because I wanted THAT thing and not this random alternative version you decided you liked better." without sounding ungrateful?

[Ekutt🩺🚀 @raphaelekutt]

Opay please:
-I don't want to play with a child.
-I don't want to claim stars.
-I don't want to invite people I sent money to yesterday.
-I don't want a N2million loan, fast and easy.

Thank you for your attention to this matter🙂

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

I genuinely hope the ‘MBA’ in your name is the short form for mbakwe😭.

[Jodie @JodieWoahdie]

@Yuko540477 Of men, yeah

[Jodie @JodieWoahdie]

as a woman, i share absolutely nothing in common with transwomen. and i really wish people would stop acting like we are, in literally any way, alike.

[2PAC @2PAC___1]

The most shameless people in Nigeria are the grown adults who proudly calls themselves Ratels 😂😂

[Raksha @caraksha103]

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

and there’s no public holiday in sight

[Raksha @caraksha103]

Corporate life teaches you how to stay calm in environments that make no sense

[ChefN @NedumOrji1]

Salary is what?
Salary is finished

Clock eeet🤧.

[O.A @snrmanOA]

Gosh I feel so uneasy on the streets of lagos.
I really detest this feeling of always being on guard

Yet to revert to the status quo.

[elton @eltoowavy]

twitter is so relatable that i barely have to tweet😭

[Cherise🌸💕 @ceejay_writes]

If I call you “sir”
I’m putting a very large boundary and I want you to know your place.