little carl

professional fruit snack reviewer

[little carl @carbloeder]

FRUIT SNACK REVIEWS
#1 - Black Forest Juicy Burst
Mouth feel: Chewy yet firm
Shape accuracy: Close
Taste accuracy: Subtle but still noticeable differences between the 4 flavors
X-factor: Liquid filled center, like a gusher
Rating: 7.8/10

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Nathan Fillion playing Mario Kart World with The Rizzler.

(Source: @Variety)

[Zach Feldman @ZachFeldman3]

Imagine the Big 10 map commercial on that bad boy

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

three year old heard us talking about social security numbers. asked what his is. i said: ill tell you, but you cant tell anyone. he agreed. i told him his social security number is 9. twenty three minutes later he told the mailman.

[Blacc Beckham @blaccbeckham]

Ain’t no Wolves fans scared of being down 3-1.

We were born into chaos and delusion.

[little carl @carbloeder]

@BronGotGame @EvanPorterNBA Hey

[Kyle Theige @KyleTheige]

Retweet to make this go viral.

[Sean Becker @Sean_Becker]

[I’ve traveled back in time to 1720]

JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH: do they still play the harpsichord in the future?

ME: only Vampire Weekend sometimes

JS BACH: Vampire We-

ME: do you want to try texting and driving?

[little carl @carbloeder]

All of these Joe Ingles write-ups make him sound like a Make-a-Wish player

[little carl @carbloeder]

@MNUFC @AllianzLife It’s gotta be Robin Hood and Little Tan

[little carl @carbloeder]

Is it too much to ask for every Minnesota athlete that I like to watch this video 100 times?

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

It was important for @HarriSmith22 to come back and chase a championship this season.

[☆ eros ☆ @claycupid]

stopped mid shopping to gaze at these apples i’m no better than a horse

[madame web charts and updates @madamewebsite]

YOU have been cast in Christopher Nolan's ‘THE ODYSSEY’.

(Source: Deadline)

[Iowa Wolves @iawolves]

we are sorry for losing on women’s empowerment night 😔

[little carl @carbloeder]

Saginaw, MI

[Earthpix @EarthPix]

Can you guess where this was filmed? 😍😍😍😍 🎥 @davide.anzimanni ☝🏼@rebecca.paviola

[Adam Zagoria @AdamZagoria]

Never seen this before in a hoops game as Duke’s Kon Knueppel pulls Tyrese Proctor’s leg to keep him in bounds

[Timberwolves Muse @Wolvesmuse]

Naz Reid is shooting 51.7% from 3PT since Christmas

[Craig Horlbeck @craighorlbeck]

Finally the masses will see the most underrated comedy of the last 10 years

[Luke Rodewald @lukerodewald]

Pray for my students, who will inevitably encounter 1 of 2 possible first-day-of-class versions of me tomorrow morning, depending on what happens in tonight’s Vikings game.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

It's okay to say you love a player.

And we love @thereal_cam3.

[Paul Allen @PAOnTheMic]

Took this about 20 minutes ago, and can’t say I’ve ever seen this many people in the stadium 90-ish minutes before kickoff.
What a scene.
Quite excited to call my 49th Border Battle, and #Packers #Vikings always get the juices flowing. #Skol