Carlie Bolling Lambert

Class of 2020 Penngineer

[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

Items your tax dollars are being spent on:
-$100,000 to study if tequila or gin makes sunfish more aggressive
-Nearly $1M to study if cocaine makes Japanese quail more sexually promiscuous
-$750,000 to study if the moon landing line was “One small step for Man” or “One small step for ‘A’ man”— the study was inconclusive.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Mars is The New World

[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

Recruiting for a very small number of full-time salaried Software Engineers and InfoSec Engineers. If interested, please DM us a few bullet points demonstrating exceptional ability, and your cell phone number.

[Carlie Bolling Lambert @carcarbolling]

I haven’t tweeted in years but I’m just here now to see what @TomBrady ‘s twitter bio will be now #Cowboys

[Orlando Informer @OrlandoInformer]

Hagrid's Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure is our new favorite ride at Universal Orlando. #WizardingWorldOrlando 🌲

[Penn Volleyball @PennVolleyball]

We had a blast at our media day last week! Be sure to take a look at some of our favorite 📸! #FightOnPenn

[Penn Volleyball @PennVolleyball]

Team picture day! #FightOnPenn

[Carlie Bolling Lambert @carcarbolling]

I finally found a classroom where my feet can rest flat on the floor 👍🏻

[Carlie Bolling Lambert @carcarbolling]

I had rolled ice cream in China Town and my life is forever changed 🍦😛

[Carlie Bolling Lambert @carcarbolling]

Shoutout to Penn relays for causing my study space to close the weekend before finals 🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼

[Carlie Bolling Lambert @carcarbolling]

thanks to my friends for making a bubble for me at the Zedd&Tinashe Concert so I didn't get a second concussion #SpringFling 😝🙆🏼

[Carlie Bolling Lambert @carcarbolling]

This weather 🌼🌷😍

[Carlie Bolling Lambert @carcarbolling]

Thank you @insomniacookies for letting me eat my feelings after midterm grades are released 🍪

[Carlie Bolling Lambert @carcarbolling]

Grateful for a day and a half back home 😊

[Carlie Bolling Lambert @carcarbolling]

I don't understand why I am so excited about taking this math midterm tomorrow lol

[Carlie Bolling Lambert @carcarbolling]

There needs to be a day I can flood the internet with pictures of my chinchilla Bec I don't have a puppy

[Carlie Bolling Lambert @carcarbolling]

#StPatricksDay just reminds me how much green I do not have in my closet. 😅🤦🏼‍♀️

[Carlie Bolling Lambert @carcarbolling]

My professor is currently comparing electrons to drunk roommates. 😂

[Carlie Bolling Lambert @carcarbolling]

Today I have successfully marked on my shirt with pen three times and spilled hot tea on it as well ...

[Penn Volleyball @PennVolleyball]

Welcome Coach! 👋 https://t.co/eR76jSyLOG