Caren Keyes

I make things. And occasionally, people. she/her

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@sportswithjohn But ankle socks in S/M are sold out 😢 I did sign up for notifications so maybe I won't miss it next time!

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@ElisaParmley @ldsfootnotes Yes, and willingly putting in extra time to clean church buildings or buying choir music or class supplies out of pocket because it wasn't in the budget. And never pushing back because you don't want to ask for money that came from someone else's sacrifice

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@choirboy1975 @whitecatprophcy And make giving the choir a budget mandatory 👏

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@EliMcCann Family Spotify is $15 and you can each have your own account

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@EliMcCann I think there's also a lot of weirdness with emotion in the church. When it's drilled into that cognitive dissonance is the voice of Satan...

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@jessiejensen Life Is Beautiful. I saw it when it came out and I still think about it

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@TheRandyMormon @mormons_speak @Ch_JesusChrist I don't understand why they aren't building more meeting houses, if that's the case. I've lived places where we had to drive 20-30 mins to church PAST multiple buildings because those were "full" and they didn't want to build new ones if they could have us drive instead

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@jyhsu Congratulations!!

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@jyhsu I just followed you on Instagram. So fun to see a different side of your life!

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@bakersfieldscc @REPPIN_DA_WINDY @ChefAnthonyDC Oh, 100%. It's so hard

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@REPPIN_DA_WINDY @ChefAnthonyDC I was recently looking for a new babysitter and many of them had rates starting at $25-30/hr for one child, with an additional fee per child. I did think it seemed high, but certainly not unreasonable. Don't forget your paying for time traveling, etc. not just the date itself

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@jyhsu i figured someone was going to get offended by that but I'm glad you put it in 😊

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@jyhsu I needed to read this today. Thank you

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@jessiejensen How about 17 women trying to feed infants in a tiny, stinky room with only two chairs because even though Families are Forever TM, feeding them shouldn't interfere with men's worship

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@polotek AirBnb has made it much more enjoyable to travel as a family. I’m currently in one with five bedrooms. My teens are playing ping pong in the basement and my little one is running up and down the stairs. Once we had an indoor basketball court. It was amazing

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@SoelbergGrace No, no, no. Satan’s plan wouldn’t have let you make an informed choice at eight years old, obviously 🙄

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@neverrepublica1 @BeccaLizz Accutane was already ridiculously hard for women to get. I can’t even imagine how much worse it will be now

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@FakeLDSNewsroom 🤮

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@jyhsu I love this so much!

[Caren Keyes @caren_keyes]

@lyft Could you give us the option to tip a driver when someone else ordered the ride?

Signed,
Someone who never remembers to carry cash