carerzoo

Social worker. Former foster carer. Newlywed. Riverina, NSW.

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

If you think the Irish are doing well at all the Movie awards this year, wait until this wins Best Picture next year.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The worst kitchen crimes:

-Wet spoon in the sugar
-Crumbs in the butter
-Toaster settings fiddled with
-Bread bag left open
-Marmite-covered knife stuck to the worktop
-Empty milk bottle put back in the fridge
-Soup-splattered microwave
-Teabags in the sink

[Gretchen Ronnevik @garonnevik]

So, about that tweet about faithful men being able to resist everything besides unfaithful women...

1) This may surprise you, but there's about a million ways faithful men fall that don't involve women.
2) If you say that women are the problem, then the solution is to get rid of the women. If you say sin is the problem, then you need a Savior.
3) You need a Savior. Every day. Every hour. Women or no women.

[Ben Napier @scotsmanco]

Do not be quickly provoked in your spirit, for anger resides in the lap of fools.
Ecclesiastes 7:9

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

I grow tired of saying it. So this will be the last time. The 2nd Amendment was written for muskets that took an hour to reload. Not for AR-15’s that fire 400 rounds per minute. Agree/disagree?

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

how do cows moo in your language?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Dad loves creepy charity shop portraits. I commissioned an artist friend to paint two of the same woman only in one she's smiling. Gave Dad the other and he put it on the landing. Changed it for April Fools and it shocked him so much he fell down the stairs and fractured his arm.

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

Dramatic Irishman Liam Neeson implores you not to fall prey to lazy stereotypes when pronouncing famous Irish names like Saoirse Ronan and Domnhall Gleason. #Colbert

[9News Perth @9NewsPerth]

A group of fishermen are being hailed as heroes after jumping to the rescue of a shark with hooks, fishing lines and seaweed tangled in its mouth.

Six sinkers were removed by the good Samaritans shortly before they released the bronze whaler back into the ocean. #9News

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Never forget.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

A wartime bomb has detonated in Great Yarmouth, Norfolk, after a three-day effort to diffuse it.

Latest videos: https://t.co/8xyWy2d9Fw

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours, c. 1900.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the greatest commercial ever made.

[carerzoo @carerzoo]

🤣 Safe yo say it sorted the stage fright 🤣

[Major's Mess Hall Podcast @majorsmesshall]

My aunt had stage fright so I gave her a gummy.... lord help

[carerzoo @carerzoo]

@lovedoveclarke @andil71 this thread 😂🤦‍♀️🙄

[carerzoo @carerzoo]

The horror! 🫣🤦‍♀️

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

The best of humanity in a difficult and unusual situation https://t.co/gKhQ6MwufP