Carissa Crabtree

Im wayyyy late to the twitter party.

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

PTSD, misogyny, economic crisis, escalating violence and nationalism, crappy memes #HowIBecameWhoIAm #NUMAL2019

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

Honestly, this creates an incredible legacy moment for Biden. He now gets to appoint a new Try Guy, meaning a full 1/4 of all the Try Guys will be Biden appointees

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

@HooliPlays I have family on Reta! Right there with you. Going to be panicked from ATL

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

@vscogremlin Dead.

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

@NickMilo @obsdmd Hey @NickMilo ! Amazing presentation today as always. I’m looking thru the kit and a lot of the Datascopes say “only renders in the free downloadable version”. How do we get these to render?

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

@jonlovett calling me out on my ‘Newsroom’ fantasies this week on @PodSaveAmerica. Do I think that’s how newsrooms really work….?

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

@isvbellarvmos I had a guy friend over for dinner one night and he pinned me to the counter and whispered in my ear “doesn’t ever girl have a rape fantasy” ... I’m sorry you had to deal with that 💔

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

@Alyssa_Milano As a woman in GA you aren’t helping me or my friends by feeding into the narrative that women are only good for sex and advocating for taking jobs away from people who need them. Thanks.

[Dew @sapphicromance]

I saw this on fucking tumblr and laughed #MetGala

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

A white nationalist literally terrorized a synagogue during Passover yesterday and you have yet to say anything.

Shame on you.

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

@all_HAYL @JacobiJones10 Thank you honorable delegate I do accept@this nomination

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

@b0nerbr0th You have options! @b0nerbr0th

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

Why did I read this in @pbjam_ voice ?

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

I miss my babies but I’m so happy not to be stuck in NMUN voting proecedure. I cry I cry. #notatMUN #butitsok #parliproslut #diasesarestupid

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

I was having a bad day then I had butter chicken #learningtolivewithchronicpain #atleasttheresindianfood

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

@pbjam_ I miss you too

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

Me: hasn’t looked at or used a sewing machine since she was six. Also me: looks at $1800 sewing machines.

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

You aren’t even here and you right

[Carissa Crabtree @caricrab1]

It’s. My. Wife. @all_HAYL #NUMAL2019