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You’re Welcome.

[carina martinez @carina_simps]

When i googled ‘How to cope with anxiety’, number 8 was “DO YOUR BEST.”

Damn You.

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

if two people are arguing about pineapple on pizza, is it still considered beef #BakedThoughts

[Magic Castle Halloween 2022 @MCHalloween22]

I got lost in a magical dream. #NightmaresAndDreams #MagicCastle #Halloween

[Tyler Kempf @TDQueso]

"He writes sketches, not skits!"

[lauren *∘✩. @laurDIY]

this past year has taught me that I have fashion sweatpants, lounging sweatpants, sweatpants with pockets, sweatpants with drawstrings vs elastic waist and period sweatpants

[carina martinez @carina_simps]

DO*

[carina martinez @carina_simps]

My boyfriend @ me.

[ً ً @3hotcheetosboi]

“i love your curves”

the curves:

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

they should’ve taught us ASL instead of cursive in school

[lauren *∘✩. @laurDIY]

whenever I want to feel immensely sad I look at houses in other cities where the housing market is normal

[carina martinez @carina_simps]

@drummerboii88 i think a knee cap would also work..

[carina martinez @carina_simps]

If you want to know how much your boyfriend loves you, just dislocate your shoulder ...

[carina martinez @carina_simps]

@OrdonoRulez I’m here for it.

[carina martinez @carina_simps]

Lol

[carina martinez @carina_simps]

Aw I missed the deadline. 😩 But reading all the wishes that get granted is so nice! ☺️ Get it @Postmates!

[Postmates @Postmates]

There’s a new Santa in town and his name's @LilNasX. Want us to grant your holiday wish?

Follow these steps:
🎁Tweet a holiday wish that Postmates can deliver by 12/10 @ 3pm PST
🎁Use hashtags #BetterThanSanta #PostmatesContest
🎁Rules: https://t.co/wUjChTJCgi

[carina martinez @carina_simps]

The only time Kevin is the most attractive.

[carina martinez @carina_simps]

@ChefGoot_

[carina martinez @carina_simps]

When I’m having a crisis, I change my hair up as if it’ll help me feel better. (It doesn’t)

That being said... I’ve never changed my hair so much in one year.

Thank you 2020.