Carin P. Webb

Musical comedian & social commentator

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

The opioid crisis is worse than I thought. ..

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Conservative lawyer @gtconway3d on Trump’s latest cabinet picks:

“If you were actively trying to do harm to the country, to destroy the country, these are the kind of people, if not the people, you would pick…Mark my word-It is only going to get worse.”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dad?

Yes Johnny?

Why did you vote for the guy who deported our neighbors, closed our schools and let mommy die in the hospital parking lot?

Because the price of eggs was a couple of dollars too high son.

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

If TFG had any sort of sense of humor (which, of course he does not - unless it is at someone else's expense), he would enter the debate stage with a plastic housefly in his hair. That would be hilarious.

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@awkwardgoogle Can anyone say, "Tripping hazard"?

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@softtail65 Skipper Dan-"Weird Al" Yankovic

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

If there is one thing you watch today, make it this.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Damn, Trump sure has aged a lot since he learned he’ll be facing Kamala Harris.

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@judyr4792 Baby steps. Gotta start with baby steps.

Running and jumping will hopefully follow. Good luck.

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@BMeiselas Really? Because somehow I remember him blaming the dog.

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@joncoopertweets This is Gloria.

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@Davidlaz What's particularly disturbing to me (from having read the Rolling Stones article, quoting her upcoming book), she killed the pooch from a position of anger and hatred (as with her billy goat).

Someone in this frame of mind should probably not be near any sort of deadly weapon.

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@Author_S_Miller This brings to mind for me a Shel Silverstein poem:

Woulda'-Coulda'-Shoulda'

All the Woulda'-Shoulda'-Couldas
Layin' in the sun,
Talkin' 'bout the things
They woulda coulda shoulda done...
But those Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
All ran away and hid
From one little Did.

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@softtail65 Sam Cooke's Cupid.

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@softtail65 Dear Monica,

Thank you SO much for the shout-out! My follower count is now over 400, doubling the 100 you requested. I'm truly impressed by your clout.

Thanks again, you're the best!

Sincerely, -Carin (again NOT a Karen, or so I've been told)

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@softtail65 Dear Monica,

In light of the fact that I have fewer than 200 followers, I MORE than qualify under your parameters.

Sincerely, -Carin (different kind of Karen)

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@DecodingFoxNews The International Bank of Bob: Connecting Our Worlds One $25 Kiva Loan at a Time by Bob Harris.

Since reading his book, I now make a Kiva loan every single day. (All the while counting my blessings that I'm in a financial position to be able to do so.)

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@lisa_liberal And to think...they could have had Beto.

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@MotherJones ...and your point being?

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@atrupar Spoken like a true patriot.

[Carin P. Webb @carinswebb]

@redbird624 @john_sipher Bingo.