Caris Conner

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.

[Blake Montgomery @blakersdozen]

Since there was no SNL this week to clown the debate, I just watched this TikTok four hundred times

[Tayla George @tayla_george3]

The devil works hard but the Bachelor producers work harder #theBachelor

[Caris Conner @carisconner]

Tried to explain what Lent is yesterday to my kids. Today Shep gave this recap: “It’s when we think about Jesus walking toward Maryland until the 4th of July”. Nailed it.

[Caris Conner @carisconner]

“Remember that commercial where that man took his hair off” - Shep, still traumatized by that Jason Mamoa super bowl commercial

[Surreal Abraham Lincoln @SurrealALincoln]

Mike: Is this live? Can I buy this? Can we destroy these tapes?
Amy: I hate Pete
Pete: I hate Amy
Elizabeth: I will systematically destroy each of you, one by one. Except Bernie.
Biden: I am the only one here who ever did anything!
Bernie: Like all Vermonters I have a summer camp

[Caris Conner @carisconner]

Me, through half this debate

[Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy]

[unexpectedly seeing a famous person's name]

2016: oh no, did they die
2017: oh no, are they a harasser
2019: oh no, are they running for president
2020: oh no, were they pardoned

[Caris Conner @carisconner]

Fern Gully

[Ashley Bower @loudandfearless]

Oh this is a good one.

I'll start: Jumanji

[Caris Conner @carisconner]

Tom Job

[Wicked the Musical @WICKED_Musical]

Happy is what happens when @GinnaClaire steps into the Gershwin Theatre! #Wicked 📷: Julia Brookhart

[Caris Conner @carisconner]

@navalamom Ok this was amazing

[m @msnetik]

no one:

person recommending a TV show: Ok skip season 1 except the last episode then watch all of seasons 2-4 but skip 5 and half of 6 then start at the Christmas special in 7 and alternate every other episode“

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

something i've had to get used to in this era is every day there's at least one thing that makes me question whether to be more offended by its stupidity or its wickedness.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

This will destroy us.

[Dr. Michael F. Bird @mbird12]

The evangelical world needs leaders who embody holiness, not hubris; who grow disciples, not groom sycophants; who see themselves as naked before Christ, not robed in the prestige of their platforms; who know that when success becomes an idol that bullying becomes a sacrament.

[Aaron Niequist @aaronieq]

A short reflection on how President Trump’s Prayer Breakfast speech helped me realize that Franklin Graham is absolutely right.

[Caris Conner @carisconner]

Moms all over Knox Co since Thursday

[Actually it’s Denzyl @MoBetterEats]

When I tell yall I am HOLLERING 😭😭

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

If we can go Green Book to Parasite, we can go Trump to Warren

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

Gospel: Today when Jesus sees the great crowds, his heart is "moved with pity" (Mk 6). But the Greek word used is stronger: ἐσπλαγχνίσθη (esplanchnisthē). Jesus feels this "in his guts." This is how we are called to feel when we see anyone who is lost, excluded, or marginalized.

[Caris Conner @carisconner]

Tbh more into this debate than the Bachelor- not sure what that says about either