caris murphy

[caris murphy @carismurph]

it happened btw. i played brutus on 25/04/26 - exactly six years to the day i tweeted this.

[caris murphy @carismurph]

all female production of julius caesar. who’s in???

[mays🎄*:･ @m4yslovr]

matty healy find a way back into her life please

[eli ★ˎˊ˗ @hartbrekprince]

Feeling like Sansa in King's landing, Daeron in Ashford, Theon at any point in his life

[lauren @missyyonce]

me telling gordon brown to check for a mic in 2010

[kendall @filmbitten]

“three likes isn’t a lot” now imagine three billboards outside ebbing, missouri

[turbomander @turbomander]

do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright

[rose @roramdin]

Forever unc… I want to be… forever unc ❤️‍🔥

[Soph @SophieMcDLaw]

The Tesco worker doing 40 hours a week (all year mind you 👀) is just as entitled to a liveable wage as any other professional. If you have an issue with pay in your industry, raise it - but you don’t need to step on others to get higher up the ladder.

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

let’s get unc tonight
you can be my chopped kate moss tonight

[cabby @cabby]

The only way out is through

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

all wide-brim hats should be lowered to half-staff

[Ihateberwald @ihateberwald]

Why is no one raaaaaptured

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Robert Redford dead at 89

[Karl Hansen @karl_fh]

When the police are done arresting Quaker pensioners, maybe they could look into Britain’s pyromaniac property developers?

[Carter @CurlyMcNulty]

When they’re being mean to Kathy Bates in Titanic

[Ben Kentish @BenKentish]

If you're a pension-age couple with a combined income of just under £70,000 a year, the government will give you taxpayers' money to pay your energy bills with. If you're a family earning a fraction of that amount and struggling to keep your children warm this winter, no help with your bills for you. How it that right or fair?

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Is everyone crashing out rn or just me and Bieber

[george @george_w18]

Primark on Saturday is the closest a modern man can come to what our grandfathers experienced at the Somme