ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤

Don't act like you're not impressed. Fetty Wap Summer. RIP Jimmy Buffet

[Biphilus30 @biphilus30]

@FortniteStatus we can’t bring sprites into the game rn and there are just hours left until the new season, FIX ASAP PLEASE 🙏

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

“Was she hot?”
“She was like, catholic”

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

@FortniteStatus hello!??? Why can’t we play during this “shiny hours” fix this now my squad is pissed

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

Aida popping off abt some girl at school that’s getting on her nerves: who cares she’s gunna die early anyways

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

I feel like I have ran out of brain cells trying to donate to these idiot loser males

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

Being broke in your late 20s means switching between indeed and hinge looking for an answer

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

Young thug pulled the best crowd and no one can tell me different

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

@tacobell y’all really know how to ruin my day huh

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

They did swae lee dirty fucking losers cutting him off

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

How are you gunna have will ferrel come out at Coachella and not have him play Ron burgundy what a sin

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

“God help me”
“God doesn’t need your help”

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

Fortnite has taken over my life, I feel a constant need to be there for everyone who wants to play and everyone has different schedules and I just can’t say no

[WOR$T BRIDE IN AMERICA @theemisstoto]

idk if momtok will survive this

[Jaymo ✧* @Jayyakamii]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

Nicole: you have to love things until they die
Me: I have grandparents that died
Nicole: that’s good

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

Nicole: so there’s some drama
Me: oooo spill
Nicole: so the ducks in my pond..

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

The worst part of an abusive relationship is having no one to talk to

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

Forget about pineapple, whoever decided mushroom belongs on pizza is a sick fuck and needs to go to prison.

[ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕤 @carkidoodle]

“For me, chugging something is truly the definition of flow state”